And promised her a rocket ride for their honeymoon.

And that she’d love coming back on re-entry.

There is a 'great leap for mankind-old man erection' joke in there somewhere.

This doesn't belong in the sub.

That’s the face of a man who fucks.

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Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof.

A.) That's his wife, and 2.) You're my hero

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She's a career chemical engineer with a PhD

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So you assumed she was a bimbo gold digger? I mean the article states all her credentials.

He's the guy who still thinks he's been to the moon, right?

My first thought was she was a gold digger going after his money.
But she's as 63yo PhD and a grandma with a long career in business and medical science.

So this is actually super sweet. And the more you read about what they've been doing in the four years they've been together the sweeter it gets.

It's petty much anti-Oniony, really.