Submitted by koavf t3_10iyzso in nottheonion
midnightdiabetic t1_j5i0bfw wrote
Reply to comment by fatmand00 in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
Maybe Santa Claus is in the system ok??? Or he did 23andme LOL
Nazamroth t1_j5iub1e wrote
If he is not in the system after those millions of break-ins, what is the police even there for?
SkollFenrirson t1_j5jlvgn wrote
Santa isn't black.
Malumeze86 t1_j5k2u0b wrote
The Santa my mom was kissing definitely was.
CEU17 t1_j5iw79g wrote
Or was convicted of a felony
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