Sorry but with taxes(~8% in NY) and tips (let' say 15%), you can't buy 1,131 rigatoni bolognese ($23)

x * (23 + 23 * 0.08) + 26000 * 0.15 = 26000
x = (26000 - 26000 * 0.15) / (23 + 23 * 0.08)
x = 889.69

You can actually buy 889 rigatoni bolognese in that restaurant.

If you're really hungry, 974 penne vodka!