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MasterChicken52 t1_jdmv19v wrote

I want this sign for my apartment

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AnotherNYCPhotog OP t1_jdn12kf wrote

I was about to say I'm sure it would be a super easy Google search because everything is available on the internet and then a person right below me had already dropped you a link to it so

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Backseat_boss t1_jdmubji wrote

All fun and games till that chicken go after you

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AnotherNYCPhotog OP t1_jdn1bjk wrote

I mean if I have to choose between a fighting a crackhead on Lexington or fighting a very aggressive chicken I'll probably choose the crackhead because at least I know what to expect.

You can't really throw crack at a chicken and expect them to stop attacking you but I know if I throw some crack or $3 at a crackhead we're good

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Backseat_boss t1_jdn2bqm wrote

I train everyday for both, stay ready so you don’t have to get ready 🤣🤣

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LeicaM6guy t1_jdp0tw5 wrote

I’m curious about the choices in your life that lead to you carrying around bags of decoy crack.

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Backseat_boss t1_jdp1g6w wrote

Wait you live in nyc and don’t carry decoy crack??

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LeicaM6guy t1_jdp2u2y wrote

Was always more of a pocket-sand kind of guy, but I’m always willing to try new ideas.

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Backseat_boss t1_jdp35za wrote

I’ll put u on with my fentanyl guy you gotta get with the times

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jae343 t1_jdqn20b wrote

Just cutting out the middle man, no need for fillers just straight fentanyl.

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LeicaM6guy t1_jdp3v5b wrote

So what, do I just load it into a squirt gun or just keep little sandwich baggies in my pocket?

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lakehop t1_jdt1e0a wrote

On the other hand, there is chicken soup …

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LeicaM6guy t1_jdp0qvb wrote

Sometimes you eat the nuggie. Sometimes the nuggie eats you.

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paruresis_guy t1_jdo576o wrote

My contribution: Thursday, riding to work on the Hudson River Greenway, I saw some Riverside Park volunteers unloading a steaming pile of compost. I stopped to film it, and to smell it--I explained to the volunteers, so they didn't think I was videoing them, "This is stopping to smell the flowers for me--my favorite smell is compost."

One of the volunteers looked at me and said; "I like the smell of horse piss."

My eyes widened and I responded, (honestly) "Yes! Horse piss! On straw! In the summer heat, in a barn!" We exchanged happy knowing glances, then I continued on my way.

NYC. A pure moment of connection is seemingly always available.

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richb83 t1_jdph0lt wrote

Found the out of towner

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Aljowoods103 t1_jds9td4 wrote

I live here but the day I stop appreciating “weird stuff” is the day I move out. I like that op gets joy out of this kind of thing.

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GarysCrispLettuce t1_jdnrofm wrote

Flappin' his wings and struttin' his stuff! Peckin' and weavin' and bobbin' and talkin' trash!

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GiosephGiostar t1_jdnej2k wrote

Specifically patrolling for a kid with pointy ears and a long drooped green cone hat holding a sword & shield.

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MirthandMystery t1_jdnsx11 wrote

Roosters do the fighting, chickens are security guards. Makes sense.

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Dan-D-Lyon t1_jdnwxg9 wrote

You tell 'em Big D!

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veRENtarCedS t1_jdpr33s wrote

I don't know how big the intersection between /r/nyc and /r/progressionfantasy is but yeah that was my first thought too.

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bklyn1977 t1_jdolddu wrote

if this is your idea of an 'experience' you must have had a quiet, sheltered upbringing. wow a novelty sign is soooo nyc.

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iammaxhailme t1_jdqivln wrote

the thing is there is actually some guy farming chicken eggs under the metro north tracks in harlem, it's not just the sign

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