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Lost_sidhe t1_jat4mhd wrote
I WANTED it to be true - and have realistic consequences.
Amon213 t1_jat7hsu wrote
Damn. What did he do to you? Lol
solinvictus21 t1_jau8oq5 wrote
For starters, he dismisses the constitutional separation of church and state. That is enough to make him an asshole, but that’s just the start. Do a little research instead of asking fellow Redditors to do it for you.
srpokemon t1_jatljm4 wrote
not be the mayor a great city like nyc should have, which is no small thing when millions of people live here and are affected by his inaction
Amon213 t1_jats1s4 wrote
What exactly do you want him to do?
LittleKitty235 t1_jatx5lr wrote
He was pretty clear, he wants him to jump off the Empire State Building in a wing suit
NYCMarine t1_jaw3bkw wrote
I for one detest Eric. I voted for Garcia and then Rojas in the General, I could smell that he’s just another Kristen Simina…
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iv2892 t1_jau7h88 wrote
I thought this was real news 😂😂😂 until I saw it was from the onion
domo415 OP t1_jasy84s wrote
And he did with Swagger
k1lk1 t1_jat0jht wrote
Hell yeah he did. Swagged the whole way down.
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ziggybadger t1_jaw1dff wrote
Why does he look like leatherface in every picture?
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Funktapus t1_jatghkd wrote
Diamond Joe
spageddy_lee t1_jat1t6l wrote
It says MAYOR on the back
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PJStuffington t1_jathgeh wrote
(yes it’s from the onion) but this guy is still a textbook example of someone who weaseled his way into politics for personal gain over introducing meaningful change.
LotterySpecialist718 t1_jat4o2f wrote
Is that Blankman? Lol
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Hydrocalypse97 t1_jatw3mi wrote
Fuck you for getting my hopes up, lol
Salty_Ad4893 t1_javnppr wrote
Eric Adams is too busy with BS. He should focus on lowering crime, affordable housing, and quality of life issues.
PauI_MuadDib t1_jaww20q wrote
But that would require him to actually work.
ketzal7 t1_jat2w2f wrote
Captain Swagger
bsanchey t1_jatgx0x wrote
Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.
koreamax t1_jat3pda wrote
r/atetheonion
angryve t1_jaux5ni wrote
Can this guy just fuck off and do his goddamn job?
[deleted] t1_jaswvru wrote
Rochester with the <REDACTED> and F-16 at the Newport Research Site hidden in the hills upstate hang on someone's at my door
ManhattanRailfan t1_jat8y02 wrote
Please.
ManhattanRailfan t1_jat8zu4 wrote
Please.
acheampong14 t1_jatm6ci wrote
How?
soren7550 t1_jau0du8 wrote
With SWAGGER.
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ArtPresence t1_javd8vz wrote
Squirrel Cop II.
ike_tyson t1_javde6d wrote
The pic is killing me. Mayor McCheese!
mister_reem t1_jaxcram wrote
😂😂😂😂😂😂
BrendanRedditHere t1_jb4mid7 wrote
Good to see the onion finally dial in on this clown show
BrendanRedditHere t1_jb4vm2o wrote
Good to see the onion finally dial in on this clown show
goldfishman63 t1_jasu7hv wrote
A large part of me did genuinely believe this until I saw the hyperlink