Willygolightly t1_jbn1pfk wrote on March 10, 2023 at 5:23 AM

George Santos threw that kid into Harambe’s enclosure.

binghamtonswag t1_jbo77r9 wrote on March 10, 2023 at 1:37 PM

He also WAS Harambe

Tkain61 t1_jbockfc wrote on March 10, 2023 at 2:18 PM

AND the kid, too.

chug84 t1_jbpx14r wrote on March 10, 2023 at 8:27 PM

And then shot Harambe?

ketzal7 t1_jbmsk7i wrote on March 10, 2023 at 3:56 AM

George Santos swindled Bernie Madoff

Murdercorn t1_jbnz2jc wrote on March 10, 2023 at 12:23 PM

George Santos killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.

djn24 t1_jbmzp7a wrote on March 10, 2023 at 5:02 AM

George Santos was Capone's boss.

my_metrocard t1_jbmw4of wrote on March 10, 2023 at 4:28 AM

Of course he did….

Grass8989 t1_jbmsa3n wrote on March 10, 2023 at 3:54 AM

Couldn’t be.

NYY657545 t1_jbo1y17 wrote on March 10, 2023 at 12:51 PM

George Santos buried Jimmy Hoffa

ShermanThruGA t1_jbq4kbi wrote on March 10, 2023 at 9:16 PM

And was Jimmy Hoffa

ChocolatePleepleus t1_jbnv3j7 wrote on March 10, 2023 at 11:39 AM

George Santos touched me here, here, and here.

Radjage t1_jbogkue wrote on March 10, 2023 at 2:46 PM

“We used a computer to be able to download the information on the pieces. We also used an external hard drive to save the filming, because the skimmer took the information from the card, and the camera took the password,” he wrote.

“It didn’t work out so well, because I was arrested,” he admitted.

^hahahaha

Jimmy_kong253 t1_jbo371l wrote on March 10, 2023 at 1:02 PM

The man seems to be the greatest criminal master mind of our generation judging by all these accusations

mowotlarx t1_jbo6u09 wrote on March 10, 2023 at 1:34 PM

Based on the fact that he did all this and still became a sitting Congressman and his party refuses to do anything to remove him from office...he might in fact be a criminal mastermind.

brook1yn t1_jbo551e wrote on March 10, 2023 at 1:19 PM

if he gets off unscathed then he's just another perfect gop candidate i guess

NatLawson t1_jbohhzz wrote on March 10, 2023 at 2:52 PM

When will we learn to love George Santos? Just like Trump, he is a grifter. Of course he is an ATM skimmer. That makes total sense.

Right now, today he is negotiating the rights to his life story, the proceeds of which will go directly into Bitcoin, then to Russia along with every secret sensitive document he can lay his hands on.

Think about it? Where did George Santos money come from? You might think he sold his soul to the devil? No such thing as the devil. Russian spy?

Give the majority to Republicans? Ah ha! Hollywood script? Ah ha!

Top that with the FBI counterintelligence chief arrested for taking bribes?

In 1945, George Santos would disappear. That may still happen.

ziadog t1_jbq9g7u wrote on March 10, 2023 at 9:49 PM

He should stay away from fifth story windows.

NatLawson t1_jbqaw3f wrote on March 10, 2023 at 9:59 PM

So far he's playing with fire to an extent only Donald Trump has surpassed. I can only conclude his prison ministry will be well attended. But, the guards... and he's lived as a trans ... this will sell well in Hollywood. Say hello to Tammy fay and Jim Baker...

heresmyusername t1_jboj0qy wrote on March 10, 2023 at 3:03 PM

George Santos is 3 kids in a trench coat.

Important-Ad1871 t1_jbq5ycp wrote on March 10, 2023 at 9:26 PM

George Santos is D.B. Cooper

brownredgreen t1_jbo5ten wrote on March 10, 2023 at 1:25 PM

George Santos used to be a shepherd ya know

He saw wolves surprisingly often.

what_mustache t1_jbp29aw wrote on March 10, 2023 at 5:08 PM

What's nuts is I'm finding out that some of his real life stories are better than his pretend life stories.

Like "Remember that time I lied my way into congress", and "remember that time i was a prominent drag queen in Brazil" or now "remember that time I masterminded a ATM theft job".

Write a memoir, bro. There's GOT to be more we dont know.

Gaytaino t1_jbpvxmq wrote on March 10, 2023 at 8:20 PM

Ha! Didn’t you see that he’s trying to cosponsor the bill that it would make it illegal for congresspeople to enrich themselves by selling they’re story if convicted of crimes.

what_mustache t1_jbq2o5s wrote on March 10, 2023 at 9:04 PM

lol, dude is not playing the long game.

BernieMadofWasFramed t1_jbq23aa wrote on March 10, 2023 at 9:00 PM

George Santos assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand

jonnycash11 t1_jboh7n8 wrote on March 10, 2023 at 2:50 PM

George Santos is the Lindbergh baby

thecarlosdanger1 t1_jbovx55 wrote on March 10, 2023 at 4:27 PM

This dude has an impressive catalog of random schemes

Yogashoga t1_jbp08jg wrote on March 10, 2023 at 4:55 PM

George Santos was Rudy Giuliani’s advisor for the past 6 years.

quackmanquackman t1_jbo6wa9 wrote on March 10, 2023 at 1:34 PM

Better Call Saul!

[deleted] t1_jbms9cx wrote on March 10, 2023 at 3:54 AM

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NetQuarterLatte t1_jbowhfp wrote on March 10, 2023 at 4:31 PM

The only saving grace is that this is a federal case.

If it was a NY case, with the crippled judicial system we have, there would be no hope of ever getting George Santos convicted for that.

cbps t1_jbobq9g wrote on March 10, 2023 at 2:11 PM

George Santos ate Azaria Chamberlain.

monsterflake t1_jboyt96 wrote on March 10, 2023 at 4:46 PM

chuck testa? nope, george santos!

jyar1811 t1_jbpqw3m wrote on March 10, 2023 at 7:47 PM

George Santos invented grunge

Estepheban t1_jbr0vtt wrote on March 11, 2023 at 1:10 AM

George Santos is Ted Cruz who is also the Zodiac Killer

Shadrach_Jones t1_jbskl8q wrote on March 11, 2023 at 11:20 AM

He knows where Jimmy Hoffa is at

PM-Nice-Thoughts t1_jbthw6z wrote on March 11, 2023 at 4:19 PM

What's taking so long to charge this guy and get him out of Congress

GeorgeWBush2016 t1_jbo4d2l wrote on March 10, 2023 at 1:12 PM

At least he voted to pull our troops out of syria

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