Submitted by CactusBoyScout t3_11s5k7g in nyc
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Dan_Dead_Or_Alive t1_jcdqoa4 wrote
Nah, he was the priest at my wedding so I trust him.
Infinite_Carpenter t1_jcghz7u wrote
He did my heart surgery so I trust him.
sanjsrik t1_jch4sqr wrote
He was babe ruth.
I_am_qns_blvd t1_jce9v77 wrote
You think?
thespis42 t1_jccdjkt wrote
Ahem.
Yachterfall.
That’s all. About your business!
SirJoeffer t1_jcdlfaw wrote
it was right there!
Taupenbeige t1_jcxinel wrote
Don’t go chasing yachterfalls, just stick to the dinghies and the sloops that you’re used to.
Metapod_Used_Hardon t1_jcdlwni wrote
I'd like to sell one big thing, you know? Like a plane. One sale. I'm out.
nim_opet t1_jcf7tn8 wrote
Isn’t it convenient that the congressman you bought is also your yacht broker? Just one phone number to add to your contacts, whether you need a boat or a tax cut! <follow me for more practical advice on corruption>
bittoxic00 t1_jcdamha wrote
Wow, he actually had a company
theelljar t1_jcdesit wrote
i need to see this waterfall
CarlCarbonite t1_jcfg7gn wrote
Imagine he lied about it
Jimmy_kong253 t1_jcg6607 wrote
Everyday something new comes out about this guy he's seriously becoming the criminal master mind of all time at this point 🤣🤣
Low-Brick6864 t1_jcvud1j wrote
the artful dodger-Oliver Twist
Marlsfarp t1_jcby82k wrote
I think there might be something shady about this guy.