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businesslut t1_itxr84s wrote on October 27, 2022 at 1:57 AM

Reply to comment by appl135auc3 in Since the pandemic, subway seat hogs have really been on some bullshit by cakeschristmas

Im a broader guy so I literally just barrel through those trying to push onto the train.

spencerIG t1_itxuki4 wrote on October 27, 2022 at 2:23 AM

Same here. I don’t want to do it, but I end up slamming into people. I’m a student, gotta get to class.

Morsexier t1_itxy2x2 wrote on October 27, 2022 at 2:52 AM

I usually say loudly "out of the way" and people are like shocked i semi yelled and move quickly looking down at the ground.

ElderberryBusiness56 t1_ity0q42 wrote on October 27, 2022 at 3:15 AM

Sure you do buddy!! We are so intimidated!

Morsexier t1_ityxk78 wrote on October 27, 2022 at 9:58 AM

So you're admitting you're one of the assholes standing right in front of the doors?

fizzak t1_itxz9st wrote on October 27, 2022 at 3:02 AM

I'm a narrower guy so I just turn and go between them.

iliveoffofbagels t1_itxzzqt wrote on October 27, 2022 at 3:08 AM

do you whisper "i'm a snake" as you noodle between people?

fizzak t1_ity1h4p wrote on October 27, 2022 at 3:21 AM

Just hiss, very quietly...

businesslut t1_ity1069 wrote on October 27, 2022 at 3:17 AM

Spread your arms and gently touch their torsos as you pass

TheDoctor_Forever t1_ityakob wrote on October 27, 2022 at 4:50 AM

The body of an oak table, BUILT TO LAST.