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Cachesystem OP t1_itt4byz wrote

Reply to comment by iliveoffofbagels in A-train scam?! by Cachesystem

How about this I’m gonna go back there this week. I’m gonna figure this shit out and if I’m right with pictures and all I’m gonna buy myself a pizza. Why? Because blowjobs=happiness/(time*money) but pizza=(time(in minutes)-money)*happiness (pizza is always greater than 1 and blowjobs are between 0 and 1). LMAO. FUCK THE MTA!!

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iliveoffofbagels t1_itx4iv6 wrote

Honestly... just save the money and buy your self the pizza right now. Rather you use the money for some slices than the MTA get it for no reason.

Love your pizza formula.

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Cachesystem OP t1_iu04dc2 wrote

The pizza formula works with other things. It’s actually the formula for all forms of straight sex. If you’re a gay man then the formula doesn’t work at all. In fact, the formula is illogical if you are a gay man. I guess we should instead call all “homophobic” people “envious” since they are envious that fucking comes that easy. 😂🤣😂🤣

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