Submitted by helloworld_141 t3_yemqwz in nyc
GreenTunicKirk t1_itz5ltk wrote
Fuck Blackrock.
I did a gig there years back on one of the event floors. During a break, I poured myself a cup of coffee and grabbed a cookie from the food station. As I went back to start playing again, one of the suits rattled me for “taking what wasn’t mine”
So you can ask me to entertain you but not let me have a pitiful cup of drip coffee and a dumb little cookie? Fuck outta here.
Fuck Blackrock for a lot of reasons but that’s a personal story.
robot_pancake t1_itz6scv wrote
On the other spectrum, you’ve got Bloomberg, which is famous for its floors—yeah, floors—of fresh fruit, snacks, and coffee that are available for anyone inside. That BlackRock suit sounds like an ass.
ExtremeHeat t1_iu0kpig wrote
Same at JP Morgan. Never seen anyone reprimanded for this kind of stuff.
Octopus69 t1_itz9d20 wrote
Damn dude. You stole from them. How could they ever financially recover from this?!
/s because this is readdit and people don’t understand sarcasm
GreenTunicKirk t1_itzgg3m wrote
Well maybe they should cut back on the avocado toast and lattes every day!
bundt_bunny t1_itzf2sj wrote
Please tell me you've seen the Key and Peele sketch "Bagels are for Sales Associates" 🤣 If not, I hope this helps you find humor in the ridiculousness of your experience: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqNR429SuAk
GreenTunicKirk t1_itzjlmf wrote
One of the greatest comedy duos of all time - love this sketch because I connect with it so deeply
luckylebron t1_itzagev wrote
Good for you!
LeicaM6guy t1_itzfi4u wrote
That sounds on point for them.
King-of-New-York t1_itza663 wrote
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
How are these creatures real?
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Slight-Food-1151 t1_iuc5208 wrote
I sent your story to them
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