'Shameless NY Post having a slow newsday while instigating more fear-for-clicks"

I’m always surprised this doesn’t happen more often, considering so many of these aren’t locked/tied to anything. Hope they get it back.

Lol fear? I thought it was funny

Looking at their prices makes me more distressed than that wood finish.

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it was funny once i read it.. but the headline was meant to emotionally engage.

Mark’s been my barber for over a decade now. Great shop. Hope they can find their bench!

Yeah the headline in the paper was actually funny: "Barbers put out bench warrant"

Yes, using the phrase "pumpkin spice" in a headline really gets me emotionally worked up

How so?

The "pumpkin spice" quip was a harmless jab at the thieves who look like the typical PSL aficionados.

How do you get emotionally engaged over such a throwaway line?

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C'mon the post will paint anyone as 'shameless thieves' in order to piss people off and feed into the narrative of 'rising crime.'