“[Insert Industry/Company] frontline workers get raise by [Insert Company]’s decision to put the cost of wage increases directly on consumers. CEO of [insert Company] happy to announce profits will remain stable and C-level bonuses will increase 300,000%. “

When asked about the new change CEO of [insert company] replied “it’s a win-win! Our workers get paid more, our shareholders remain happy and only our customers get royally f**ked!”