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LouisSeize t1_iyxeoel wrote

I just love the "host" who demanded that customers mow the lawn before checking out.


san_serifs t1_iyy2ezd wrote

Never mow another man’s lawn.


dman7456 t1_iz0a63e wrote

Unless it's your elderly neighbor or you mow lawns professionally.


throws_rocks_at_cars t1_iz13y7n wrote

In American Dad, Steve and Stan are leaving a CIA safe house full of the bodies in mafia mobsters that they just killed:

Steve: “Shouldn’t we clean this up?.. or tell someone about these corpses?”

Stan: “Pff, it’s a CIA safe house, not an AirBnB. We don’t have even to… run the dishwasher, before we leave.”