Submitted by No-Significance9313 t3_zsh1qi in nyc
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stickykk t1_j17yzzv wrote
At least a years worth of rent/mortgage payments.
Double that if my face shows up clearly on tv.
whodattguy t1_j180q19 wrote
That’s just not enough. I need 50g’s, a chair, and a heated shed.
threenamer t1_j183bav wrote
Oh, man. I’d probably need fifty grand and a bag of cocaine.
vasjpan02 t1_j18580f wrote
a decade ago, chum invited classmates to view from his times square office. didn't go because was reluctant to deal with traffic
NYY657545 t1_j189mr8 wrote
You’d also have to give an interview to Jenny McCarthy
sandbagger45 t1_j189nyo wrote
A year off of work and unlimited travel.
Carmilla31 t1_j18ch6e wrote
25k tax free.
NoCountryForOld_Ben t1_j18fpwx wrote
Oh God, what have I done...
rectifiedspiritomb t1_j18iqki wrote
Backseat_boss t1_j18lfsg wrote
A year of work off paid, 3 bedroom apartment in the west village paid for with a parking spot(no taxes on it for life). 4 vacations for my year off.
No-Significance9313 OP t1_j19qi40 wrote
Lmao! Does coke keep you warm or deydrated?
No-Significance9313 OP t1_j19qvm9 wrote
10 is too little! BRO, you couldn't get me to do that for a cool million! But I have a medical condition that makes cold extremely painful in my hands... feels like they're lit on fire. Worse when standing still!
No-Significance9313 OP t1_j19qzmg wrote
Someone's got their thinking caps on!
No-Significance9313 OP t1_j19r89c wrote
Most people are attached to their cell phones. Imagine just standing around for 10 to 12 hours with it so cold that you'd either be bored to death or your fingers would freeze like a MF because you can't stop using your phone to stave off boredom! What would you do??
NoCountryForOld_Ben t1_j17wion wrote
At least 10,000. Give me that and I'll do it all. Wear diapers, freeze halfway to death and wear embarrassing 2023 themed party items while also being filmed by NBC 4 News where they'll style me "local idiot".