Submitted by HomosapienDrugs t3_109f1c3 in nyc
namedafteracartoon2 t1_j3xxumd wrote
Oh lord, I don't understand how any sane, sanitary, and self-respecting person would ever sit their half-naked ass cheeks on a subway seat. You have residue of piss, shit, and God know what else on those seats. You'll leave with a staph infection on your tush... this tradition should die 🤢
cmc t1_j3xyz96 wrote
I did this back in 2014 and absolutely did not sit. Most people stand.
(I was younger, hotter, and dumber then...will not be participating now)
cknipe t1_j3ynj6w wrote
Meanwhile I feel like I'm finally old and weird enough to participate.
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cmc t1_j40ubp7 wrote
I’m not gonna trauma dump on you, but… a lot has happened in 9 years. I don’t really have the zest for life anymore, now I just happen to still be alive.
spacecadetnyc t1_j40zmbv wrote
Hope you get your zest back soon fam
NuYawker t1_j3yd0fr wrote
I think this when I see people wearing short skirts and shorts sit down.
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ShadownetZero t1_j3yv1dm wrote
So you never use a toilet outside of your home? Because if you do, I have some unfortunate new for you...
karmapuhlease t1_j3yy89r wrote
I almost never sit on the subway even with clothes on, for exactly this reason...
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