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Tsquare43 t1_j5p338y wrote

This guy lies more than the carpet in my Mom's living room.

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The_Lone_Apple t1_j5p5dp4 wrote

The guy sounds like a Jerky Boys character trying to see how far someone will let him go.

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sidewaysflower t1_j5p5xz7 wrote

He should fake his death and just live his life as Georgina Santos or whatever his drag name was.

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TheTeenageOldman t1_j5pceqj wrote

Considering he took money from the Russians I wouldn't be shocked if this is true.

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EWC_2015 t1_j5pcp6d wrote

Ah yes, I'M SURE this will 100% check out.

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nim_opet t1_j5pjqqj wrote

This man is fit to run for the GOP presidential nominee

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irishnugget t1_j5pkatv wrote

Next week: "Video evidence shows that Santos was not the target of assassination attempt"

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knockatize t1_j5pwi2i wrote

Brutus again, right? Or that Czolgosz guy who did Garfield.

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Dan_Dead_Or_Alive t1_j5q2z7m wrote

Sometimes there’s a somewhat related event behind this psychopath’s lies. I’m going to bet it’s either,

• A restaurant accidentally served him a meal with an ingredient he’s allergic too.

• Someone cut him off in traffic.

• He’ll lie again and correct himself saying he meant to say “assimilate him”, as in culturally to some group.

• He saw someone vent into his room in Among Us.

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Buhhwheat t1_j5q9rpg wrote

"I was murdered" -- Terry Santos

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TheNormalAlternative t1_j5qbd8k wrote

One day he's going to cry wolf and no one will believe him, and I personally would be unfazed if this is the time that happened.

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TonyClifton255 t1_j5qs1ya wrote

He also sent reporters photos of himself in an isolation tent during the first week of COVID, with metadata to match. Guessing it's faked.

He just never quits. It's gone from Tom Ripley to weird performance art.

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richb83 t1_j5qts6a wrote

This guy is a late 90's era SNL character

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stlfiremaz t1_j5r3nv6 wrote

Yeah, Everyone on Long Island is a suspect.

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Sundayx1 t1_j5rahdz wrote

Paging George Santos…Paging Mr. George Santos… please report to the….

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Highplowp t1_j5rc6xf wrote

He’s just “yes…and?”-ing all of us at this point.

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_Maxolotl t1_j5rcbfp wrote

It takes hard work to get yourself to a point in life where the whole world finds you less credible than Jussie Smollett when you say you got attacked.

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MathDeacon t1_j5tnyji wrote

he should just say he was assassinated but came back to life. Go all the way

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Silo-Joe t1_j5w0jtn wrote

Seeing Santos tarred and feathered would be amusing.

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Luke90210 t1_j5wml0f wrote

Santos seems to have no idea where he is. Maybe claiming to be hunted by the evil ones works with MAGA hicks in fly-over states, but not here.

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