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marqui4me OP t1_iudbmt8 wrote

Reply to comment by DD_equals_doodoo in Filing for Unemployment with Company that serially fires employees by marqui4me

To ease your anxieties, I can assure you my wife was not smoking crack nor was she committing arson.

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RagingOrgyNuns t1_iudhk50 wrote

Why not?

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marqui4me OP t1_iuejw9k wrote

Probably afraid of realizing her full potential I imagine.

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RazedByTV t1_iuesv9l wrote

Eagles may fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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marqui4me OP t1_iug7obh wrote

I don't know why, but this makes me think of a sign I bought in Colorado when I was twelve that read "The more you run over a possum, the flatter it gets."

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