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UnitGhidorah t1_ja3u3qe wrote

"Jawn" can fuck off back to Florida.

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dwsam t1_ja46zfe wrote

I’m sick of it. It was stupid a decade ago, and this twat jumped on the bandwagon after it passed by.

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Capkirk0923 t1_ja5ln59 wrote

“Jawn” is way older than that. It’s at least from the 70s

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Ghostmuffin t1_ja57u3l wrote

Jawn is a Florida thing?

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UnitGhidorah t1_ja6dq5g wrote

The dude calls himself "Jawn Morgan" but he's not from Philly and lives in Florida.

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Beer_Is_So_Awesome t1_ja7g8x3 wrote

Well he doesn’t call himself that— he’s using it as a tag line for a recent ad campaign to market himself in Philly. It’s stupid as hell, but it appears to have built a lot of name recognition here.

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Fordiman t1_ja6bmk8 wrote

Not really. But it's also about as current as "groovy" in Philly.

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Capable_Okra t1_ja3vfjc wrote

"I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed."

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ViNNYDiC3 t1_ja490sm wrote

With a smile like that, I bet he only shops at the gap.

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DonovanMcLoughlin t1_ja3rkmm wrote

He said Jawn, he must be legit.

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kjm16216 t1_ja5gz31 wrote

To paraphrase Colin Quinn, he's as authentic as a lap dance.

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Allemaengel t1_ja3ns3g wrote

I guess the firm now runs the risk of a toothless reputation in court.

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hazeleyedwolff t1_ja3xlan wrote

Everything with his name on it needs the Hitchbot treatment.

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QuidProJoe2020 t1_ja4f4ko wrote

Shitty law firm with shitty attorneys.

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SamuraiSuplex t1_ja5ler2 wrote

I've worked with lawyers who call them the "Walmart of personal injury law firms" 😂

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QuidProJoe2020 t1_ja5m6t7 wrote

As an attorney, I can tell you it's an apt description.

Haven't heard it phrased this way before, but it is spot on lol

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Phl_worldwide t1_ja3x21c wrote

Now he’s truly Jawn Morgan haha

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azsoup t1_ja4al6f wrote

Nithe!

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AbsurdLemon t1_ja3zmf3 wrote

Now he’s trying to relate to the methheads too

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755goodmorning t1_ja5x14z wrote

I grew up in Orlando where John Morgan got his start. He actually went to the same church as I did. Was a pretty nice guy when I was a kid. It blows my mind how he took a tiny law firm and turned it into this thing. So sick of seeing his face everywhere at this point.

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Zhuul t1_ja42zli wrote

On the north side of 17th and Market someone vandalized a stock image on a vacant property to give this lady Post Malone esque tattoos and I kinda love it

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MedicCrow t1_ja56z7j wrote

I saw one where his eyes were gone and they stole all his teeth and I burst out laughing walking down the street

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cracker707 t1_ja4b9yv wrote

Gold star for creative sabotage

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MonsterNog t1_ja57hyh wrote

I want someone to vandalize it and have it say John

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breakersounds t1_ja54rby wrote

Ya know I was thinking and he didn’t even use the word right. Wouldn’t it be that Morgan jawn, not that jawn Morgan?

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Beer_Is_So_Awesome t1_ja7ghsy wrote

It’s supposed to be a pun on “John Morgan”, his actual name.

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breakersounds t1_ja9cqlb wrote

I get that; but it’s still used incorrectly even for a made up word

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Jawny_Appleseed t1_ja4zy7s wrote

“Make thor to contact uth for all your legal need that.”

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Genjinaro t1_ja5jx3v wrote

Our super noun was defiled. It's only fair.

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MorningDiarrhea t1_ja6bdh4 wrote

I saw this dickhead on a billboard in Kentucky this weekend.

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Capkirk0923 t1_ja5lhna wrote

It’s more on brand for Philly that way anyway.

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SammieCat50 t1_ja7k08q wrote

Those signs are so stupid… I wouldn’t use him because of those signs …. He’s an ambulance chaser

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Fordiman t1_ja6bjdg wrote

Seems like the gap shoulda come with the name change.

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downvotefodder t1_ja7rdnh wrote

Fuck this Gomer Pyle booger eating sister banging goober yokel

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porkchameleon t1_ja3zo2r wrote

The reason this guy is at the top of the list of the ambulance chasers I’d call? Constant posts about his ads on this subreddit.

His ad campaign is beyond successful; thank you for ensuring that time and time again 😘

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dwsam t1_ja476nm wrote

Just the use of the word is enough to never ever call this douchebag.

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porkchameleon t1_ja4flvh wrote

But this subreddit keeps posting about him every two weeks or so, and I don’t know any other ambulance chasers.

Welp…

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uptown_gargoyle t1_ja6dk5b wrote

yes i am also a sophisticate who selects their lawyers and doctors and such on the basis of their advertising prowess

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porkchameleon t1_ja7vi1n wrote

But how many can you name from the top of your head in a pinch?

Jawn Morgan, I Hate Steven Singer... it works!

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MarketStEl t1_ja4232w wrote

“I don’t care what you say about me, as long as you spell my name right.” —Henry Ford

This is indeed proof of the truth of that statement as far as marketing is concerned.

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