Submitted by RoughRhinos t3_11scpuw in philadelphia
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Iaintgoingthere t1_jcdk45d wrote
With a bogus temp tag
Sandscarab t1_jcf3r4s wrote
r/nissandrivers
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New_Land4575 t1_jcdcznq wrote
Just another free parking lane
Alexlam24 t1_jcdsbqq wrote
UberEATS drivers: it's free real estate
SouthPhilly_215 t1_jce86mb wrote
Love when I’m doing some Uber driving and the very same people who are vocal about delivery drivers and drivers waiting for riders “blocking” the side lane and I just KNOW you’re the same people ordering the food I’m delivering or the very same people asking whats taking me so long to get to you in reduced lane traffic… You all use delivery apps and call Uber/Lyft for rides. Very few of you actually bike or scooter to get around. You applaud evil ass PPA cockroaches writing tickets and you applaud bike lanes and bus lanes. But most of you are in the back of an Uber right now as you downvote and come up with some smart ass rebuttal. Stay hypocritical out there!
thearcticknight t1_jcejgv4 wrote
What happened to you man?
IridiumPony t1_jcexj30 wrote
Philly traffic will change a man
CheapBoxOWine t1_jcf1937 wrote
New copy pasta unlocked
mortgagepants t1_jcfgchb wrote
every driver should thank a cyclist every chance they get. that's one extra car off the road, leaving more room for you.
Least_Way t1_jcfku35 wrote
Nah cyclists deserve to die for making drivers pay a little more attention for a few seconds
mortgagepants t1_jcfl9rk wrote
i want to organize a cyclist appreciation day in philly. everyone who normally rides will get a car and we can go around clogging up all the roads once per year.
AbsentEmpire t1_jcg0oph wrote
Everyone just illegally park in an intersection during rush hour. Shouldn't take too many to cause gridlock.
mortgagepants t1_jcg2uc8 wrote
don't even have to do anything illegal. just a few more cars on chestnut or walnut and the city is frozen. couple more people on the schuykill and vine street. too easy.
givemebackmybrain t1_jcgtrt0 wrote
I'm down. I'll rent the biggest truck home depot has to carry just me through center city to the other home depot.
AbsentEmpire t1_jch755i wrote
Stop randomly in any street, put on the park anywhere lights and tell the people beeping at you that only be a minute while you go into a store and slowly count how many light bulbs they have in it.
AbsentEmpire t1_jcg0k02 wrote
How dare you suggest that drivers should pay any attention to cyclists, or pedestrians, or other cars on the road!
TheNightmareOfHair t1_jcfulyw wrote
Stat of the day: 70% of Philadelphians are in the back of an Uber right now. (I assume the other 30% are the ones driving them.)
ten_cent_toaster t1_jcfi3at wrote
This is a bad excuse man, when I drove DoorDash for a few weeks I made a concerted effort not to park illegally in ways I blocked traffic, because I know how much of a problem it is for other drivers. I get that it’s a grind to make money on those apps but no one is being hypocritical here
SouthPhilly_215 t1_jcntl3h wrote
No one? Thats pretty incredible confidence you have. Nobody at all in here? Really? All of you ride bikes every day or take septa? Never ever drive or summon a driver? Never? Never ditch your bike cause its raining, snowing, too cold, too windy? Liars.
PhillyAccount t1_jcg2szb wrote
Making up someone up in your head and getting mad at them, a time honored internet tradition
SouthPhilly_215 t1_jcnsz31 wrote
I’ve done over 4500 trips in the past 5 years cuz. I’ve been more vocal about it in this past year as things are almost fully back to reopened (for the most part) and people seem to be soooo surprised at the wait times, the traffic, and you’d be shocked at some of the screenshots I’ve taken of messages from impatient riders who seem to make you wanna perform some magic trick and just appear before their eyes.
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SanjiSasuke t1_jce7pmx wrote
Hopefully SEPTA embraces r/bitchimabus energy if so.
Roguewind t1_jcffus5 wrote
“I’m not really parking. I’m just stopping for a minute to run inside real quick. Not very long. And the closest parking spot was a block away. I’ll be right back”
AbsentEmpire t1_jcg0w24 wrote
Insert 10 minutes later Sponge Bob graphic.
Scumandvillany t1_jcdalwc wrote
Without automated enforcement, or enforcement period, this will mean absolutely nothing
ElenorWoods t1_jcdfbqv wrote
“You can’t shine shit” is the phrase.
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CheapBoxOWine t1_jcf1cjv wrote
Isn't this basically doing just that?
ElenorWoods t1_jcf1iw1 wrote
Can’t you read? I said, you can’t shine shit.
CattlemensSteakhouse t1_jcdhyrd wrote
Literally means nothing unless it’s protected or highly patrolled.
SnoopRion69 t1_jce3wfq wrote
But who could possibly patrol it
zR0B3ry2VAiH t1_jcekagg wrote
The Nissan Altimas can?
uptown_gargoyle t1_jcf3i6z wrote
the garbage man can
herpaderpadont t1_jcf58ic wrote
🎶 Who can take your refuse
and put in in the truck?
Who can patrol the traffic while not giving a fuck?
The garbage man can
The garbage man can 🎶
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kilometr t1_jcf4jq8 wrote
You need automated enforcement for buses to snap an image of the car in the lane. That’s what nyc does. Have police officers pull over people in masse in center city will have a worse impact on traffic when they’re stopped to the side then just letting cars run free in the bus lane
ColdJay64 t1_jcfdvgi wrote
Exactly. This is one of the many ways the city could increase revenue with relatively minimal effort.
CockercombeTuff t1_jck7o6n wrote
I mean, there would have to be consequences for not paying, which is also a problem. "Advocates" everywhere interjecting some overwrought opinion about how fines aren't fair.
idiot900 t1_jch1ma5 wrote
I'm all for this, but the busted Altimas that will clog up these lanes don't have valid tags, so the city won't be able to identify them.
gnartato t1_jcf1pyc wrote
Every law necessary to stop people from blocking travel lanes is on the books. The fact that we are wasting money on paint AND it's not coming out of the PPDs budget is criminal.
Defiant-Ad412 t1_jcdd2sd wrote
They should do the same for crosswalks and bike lanes. At least that’ll hide the blood stains.
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Thot_P0cket t1_jcd7ym3 wrote
All we need now are some bright eyed police officers who will actually enforce the rules of the road.
Genkiotoko t1_jcdfae5 wrote
It's even simpler.
>All we need now are some bright eyed police officers who will actually enforce the rules of the road.
yourfriendkyle t1_jcdnao0 wrote
Sorry, best I can offer is shoot a dog and evict a homeless camp
DuvalHeart t1_jcfad1g wrote
And then go out on full pay disability for the emotional trauma caused by having to shoot a dog and see people evicted from their home.
CockercombeTuff t1_jck84pp wrote
Ah yes, surely what the city needs more of is homeless camps, especially ones full of righteous, overgrown children fighting "the man". The solutions are right in front of us if we just make up the right narrative.
hdhcnsnd t1_jcdsl5l wrote
I will say a bright color on bike/bus lanes does make me feel safer when cycling. I wish that at a minimum we could get full green paint on all of the bike lanes.
But yeah, I don’t really ride my bike in the bus lane even though it says it’s only for bikes and buses. It’s a defacto driving lane on Chestnut even where it’s fully painted because nobody does anything about it.
You could setup a literal single police officer to patrol the multi-block bus lanes and they would make a killing writing tickets…
benifit t1_jcf8w0x wrote
Chestnut through center city is the worst. I actually prefer market. Cars double parking and honking at cyclists in the bus/bike only lane. People are driving through the densest part of the city and are surprised they are sitting in traffic? Take the damn train/bus or sit in the traffic you are causing.
mortgagepants t1_jcfgss5 wrote
in new york the buses on those routes (bus rapid transit) have cameras and send tickets directly to the license plates.
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mortgagepants t1_jcfk60t wrote
they have no problem doing it on the PA turnpike, so it should be easy enough to implement.
AbsentEmpire t1_jcg1xgl wrote
If city council doesn't see a clear and obvious way to embezzle the money, they're not interested.
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Crackorjackzors t1_jcdlbyk wrote
Put a kill dozer on front of the bus and just go go go
AlexIsOnFire11 t1_jcdx69d wrote
This is the solution I'm here for!
SnooOwls7978 t1_jcehdqo wrote
Another case of paint =/= infrastructure
bosscav t1_jcg9j54 wrote
Plus wet street paint get SLICK. People are gonna be falling and busting their ass walking across this...
WhiskyIsMyYoga t1_jcf3l97 wrote
I bet the bus lane will also be the bike lane! Also with some paint!
That’s my absofuckinglute favorite!
Badkevin t1_jcft7at wrote
Same here, I like that Bikes are allowed to ride on this lanes.
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BigShawn424 t1_jcds20a wrote
Enforce them
Odd-Emergency5839 t1_jcdp7t8 wrote
Because it works so good on chestnut. I’d definitely rather have it than not but it’s questionable with how much it has done in Philly so far.
JDLENL t1_jce920v wrote
put a big wedge on the bus like those steam trains had for shoving cows out of the way
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William_d7 t1_jcdgxmy wrote
This isn’t meant to be a “hot take” or anything but this is pointless.
No one tries to spend any extended amount of time in the right lane on Market west of Broad because of the buses and livery services. Nothing is going to stop the liveries from stopping and the far left isn’t really any better.
I don’t expect enforcement of any kind but if it WAS enforced, it’s really the kind of subjective call that police could use to single out people for arbitrary reasons. Are there concrete regulations in the statute that delineate when a passing maneuver is ok or at what distance from the intersection it’s ok to enter the right lane for a right turn?
Can’t read the article because of paywall but does it specify which blocks?
Nonsense8900 t1_jcdoc1n wrote
Idk why this is being downvoted. You’re not wrong
thecw t1_jcfso7s wrote
Philly desperately wants to believe it can solve any number of problems passively.
You get clean subway stations by having a human being clean them.
You get clear travel lanes by ticketing and towing cars parked in them.
Allemaengel t1_jcezmt4 wrote
So sort of the red carpet treatment for illegal parkers then?
In all seriousness, a good idea even if only a few oblivious drivers get the idea.
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trifflinmonk t1_jcdhemj wrote
If you go straight through the intersection you were supposed to turn right at, it could be enforced. They work well in nyc.
GuineaPigBikini t1_jcdp2tu wrote
Other cities have separate bus lanes and it works great to let them skip traffic
AbsentEmpire t1_jcg1cxd wrote
Other cities also make an attempt to enforce traffic and parking laws.
watwatinjoemamasbutt t1_jce3gje wrote
The same market street with the “bike lane closed” signs that look like they should be covering a pothole but without flashing lights? Aight.
Palindromes__ t1_jce13ki wrote
Nothing says go quite like bright red.
D_Ranz_0399 t1_jcfaa53 wrote
No one will maintain them. The paint will peel and neither SEPTA or the City will repaint. Epic fail.
AbsentEmpire t1_jcg2ln9 wrote
You won't notice the paint fading under all the cars illegally parking in it.
D_Ranz_0399 t1_jcgfg29 wrote
Tru dat
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shinyRedButton t1_jcfvo5x wrote
Or. Hear me out. The city could just enforce the bus and bike lane rules. Like. Ya know. Write tickets and tow people that park in them. Just a weird concept. I know its out there. Maybe just try it out before dumping even more tax money into PAINTING THEM RED
CockercombeTuff t1_jck8d99 wrote
The city can't/won't even enforce the raised bike lane on N American St.
FormerHoagie t1_jcdqft2 wrote
Something else to look horrible in 6 months. The asphalt doesn’t show the grime….this will make it glaringly obvious. Bad call.
Manowaffle t1_jceyrks wrote
Seems somewhat effective in other cities, but Market St is literally next to the PPA offices there, yet people are parked in that lane every day.
Badkevin t1_jcft12u wrote
It might sound kind of silly, but the red lanes really do help get cars out of the way. You can feel the difference Especially When bicycling on this with your family. Cars can clearly tell that they are not meant to be on this Lane, so they slow down behind me instead of trying to run me over like other lanes.
bosscav t1_jcg9mrs wrote
They arent considering how slippery street paint gets when its wet... This is going to cause just as many issues as it solves
DavidLieberMintz t1_jcguhab wrote
$800,000 for some road paint? Fuck me. I thought the city was incompetent. Turns out it's actively trying to waste money.
CockercombeTuff t1_jck8t25 wrote
Depends on what side of that coin you are on, or rather which pocket the coin falls into. The guys painting it aren't going to stretch that work into overtime for nothing.
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stug41 t1_jcg6qph wrote
Da red wunz go fasta
73Wolfie t1_jcgycpl wrote
sounds ugly
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CockercombeTuff t1_jck728f wrote
That oughta do it. Someone should get a good 'atta boy! for this.
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chewyrolls t1_jce4xc6 wrote
The red painted bus lane on Chestnut St makes traffic worse when waiting for someone to make a left turn. Which is crazy because I would drive in the bus lane to avoid this traffic.
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GooFoYouPal t1_jcd9nsl wrote
*Nissan Altima lanes