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ringringmytacobell OP t1_jdttsja wrote

The old comparison- if you got shit on your shoe/hand/wherever. Would you feel adequately clean just wiping it away with paper? If so, please don’t shake my hand.

I will shit wherever, but since switching to the bidet away games just hit different.

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ringringmytacobell OP t1_jdtvbhb wrote

I wish I had some way to monetize this. But I’m surprisingly fulfilled knowing a stranger on the internet will be using less TP and having a cleaner butthole.

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ScottClam42 t1_jdv7uut wrote

No hate, but you bidet folks proselytize more than the worst phish fans. Always finding reasons to bring it up and talking about how it ruined all other similar experiences for you. My sister and BIL installed a bidet 3 years ago and it comes up often. Im convinced! We will be installing one when we move to our new house next month

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Cannanda t1_jdtwb0f wrote

It’s also gotten easier and more affordable then ever to get a bidet. You can buy one for $30 on Amazon and install it yourself. You’ll never go back

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skip_tracer t1_jdtw4i1 wrote

even though OP is biting my goof from earlier I can't recommend a bidet enough. I've had one for about five years and I'm now exclusively a home court guy. I don't have a hot water hookup, it's just a basic water spray, and I adjusted within days to the cold water on my special area. It's one of the best $25 I've ever spent.

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