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B3n222 t1_jdw7qeo wrote

You'll piss rubberbands.

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muffpatty t1_jdwh596 wrote

I know who's cooking today. PAAACO!!!!

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rollingstoner215 t1_jdwrrt7 wrote

Are you implying Paco pees in the soup?

My cousin worked for Bouchard's. They used to use the bouillabaisse for a toilet.

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muffpatty t1_jdws91u wrote

That's why whenever I eat at Bouchard's I stick with the consommé.

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watchthetracker t1_jdw9q95 wrote

You’ll def be able to jawn tall jawns in a single jawn.

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orion3311 t1_jdwbf2x wrote

Ask the guy that jumped into the Vine Street expres....canal last year.

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bierdimpfe t1_jdw88yd wrote

If you vary the rate of consumption throughout the day you might end up a lovely ambra?

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PFULMTL t1_jdwb70i wrote

You'll be able to make balloon animals with your d

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rjack1201 t1_jdwbvov wrote

You will be able to use your tongue to paint walls.

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typeytypetype t1_jdwcqti wrote

Everything you touch will turn into cheese steaks. King meatas.

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digithead t1_jdwe9i4 wrote

By April 27th you’ll be able to mix your body with melted metal then re solidifying the metal or seal yourself in concrete…or at least eat an entire rotisserie chicken every day for 40 consecutive days

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