Expect to do a diligent 2 hour interview with a potential patient, tell them that CHOP has no capacity for new patients but tell said patient they should pursue treatment elsewhere, not follow up for 6 weeks, then send a list of other providers would come up in a Google search for “Philadelphia psychiatrists” but spice it up with a few dead links and phone numbers for programs that have been out of business for two years.

Not that we had an experience like that.