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themeatbridge t1_ix6r6fr wrote

Why wouldn't you call his name?

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startedoveragain t1_ix6x5v7 wrote

Me: Theo!!

Theo: Muhfugga... You don't know me like dat.. Woof!

chase ensues

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fuckyoufuckinsharks t1_ix71vre wrote

That and the advice to “stay still” is kinda unsettling

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WiseRelationship7316 t1_ix7t5z0 wrote

They are using some kind of professional dog catching service and they told the owners to tell the public not to chase, or call his name because he is likely in survival mode and will run.

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Immagitu t1_ix6wd4l wrote

could trigger something in the dog if he doesn't recognize you

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Wuz314159 t1_ix6wsze wrote

Witness Protection. The mob is trying to kill him for ratting out the boss.

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