It's an objectively terrible idea that'll fail... eh, probably within a year. As others have pointed out, there's no neighborhood draw — Lemon Hill and the weird triangle between Fairmount/Pennsylvania/Kelly are the neighborhood's two unofficial dog parks, and they're both less than five blocks from North Star.

It also doesn't have a built-in draw like, say, Le Cat Cafe — why the fuck would the average person want to go hang out at a bar with a bunch of potentially unruly dogs around, especially someone else's dogs?

And on top of everything else, this thing's gonna end up being a standing health code violation. I don't care what they end up working out with the city to open in the first place, there's no way they hold it up in the long term. Just way too many opportunities for failure left and right.