Submitted by TreeMac12 t3_zk41tx in philadelphia
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[deleted] t1_izy5mrp wrote
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SaltPepperKetchup215 t1_izxs5vl wrote
Caught by FBI, federal judge, federal prison time incoming and good chance of not getting a slap on wrist plea deal. Love to see it.
cray0508 t1_j0258rt wrote
I see how PPD was nowhere in this statement
drcombatwombat2 t1_izy3c1f wrote
This city seems to have an unlimited amount of 16-22 year olds ready to spend lots of their prime years behind bars. This is the feds, not the Krasner office. There will be no slap on the wrist here. Hope they enjoy the next 15 years in a federal prison
Frontstunderel t1_izxmtnc wrote
I bet their place of employment won’t look too kindly about this
wintrsolstice t1_izxv9kl wrote
They absolutely do not have jobs lol
Gabagoo44 t1_izxqtgq wrote
Lmao, assuming they have jobs.
NJBarFly t1_izzhla3 wrote
Or the university they're enrolled in for that matter.
mikebailey t1_j00goz1 wrote
The American Bar Association is going to be devastated
_Abobo t1_izzgk6s wrote
Whether this was next level sardonic or naive as baby Jesus on Christmas Day, deserves an upvote.
Fun-Transition1230 t1_j01bugz wrote
That was their employment. Now they get to go to "college" for 142 months for more training.
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brain_scratch t1_izyrbwb wrote
oh for the more innocent days when the only car jacker was the Swiss Cheese Pervert.
electric_ranger t1_izyt47u wrote
🎶Mayfair you’ve got just what I need🎶
gnartato t1_izz3xi1 wrote
Aged like cheddar.
OldDeadLemon t1_izz3wt7 wrote
Not enough upvotes would do justice. Good job.
Ghstfce t1_j006fed wrote
Oh shit, I remember that! When they released the photo, he looked like my boss at the time. We gave him shit for so long after that.
TreeMac12 OP t1_izxmenp wrote
"Alexander and another man called for a locksmith to assist them with a vehicle on the 2000 block of Alter Street in the Point Breeze section of Philadelphia. When the locksmith arrived, Alexander and the other man allegedly struck the locksmith with a firearm and stole his work van which contained vehicle key fobs and vehicle key fob programming tools."
Alter Street is 1/2 block below Washington Ave, by Dock Street Brewery South.
mickcube t1_izz5whb wrote
this sounds like one of those GTA missions that take like an hour to finish
Paparddeli t1_izzm73v wrote
>The case was investigated by the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Philadelphia Police Department, and is being prosecuted by Assistant United States Attorney Robert J. Livermore.
I wonder if the cops investigated this whole case and just dropped off their case file with the FBI so these guys would get serious time.
TreeMac12 OP t1_j003yvg wrote
I think the locksmiths probably had some sort of tracker in the van and this one was easy
proximity_account t1_j00csb3 wrote
PPD actually doing their jobs? Doubt it.
KenzoWap t1_izzpl8i wrote
The Indictment alleged three separate carjackings:
In May 2022, Alexander and another man called for a locksmith to assist them with a vehicle on the 2000 block of Alter Street in the Point Breeze section of Philadelphia. When the locksmith arrived, Alexander and the other man allegedly struck the locksmith with a firearm and stole his work van which contained vehicle key fobs and vehicle key fob programming tools. In July 2022, Alexander and Williams allegedly attacked a man entering his apartment building on the 3600 block of Conshohocken Avenue in the Wynnfield Heights section of Philadelphia, stole his vehicle keys at gunpoint, and drove away with his vehicle. In July 2022, Williams and another man pointed firearms at the victim and carjacked his vehicle on the 1200 block of Jackson Street in South Philadelphia.
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TonyUnclePhil t1_izxyn8t wrote
Only 2000+ more jackers left to catch