Submitted by hebleb t3_10monoe in philadelphia
New_Stats t1_j64a2ze wrote
Part of me wants one of you crazy fucks to pick up horse shit and eat it again, but that really should be reserved for a more special occasion, like winning the Superbowl
mountjo t1_j64q8vz wrote
yeah, absolutely pre mature to eat shit after just a conference game
homiefive t1_j64ue0n wrote
we're a civilized bunch. i have to believe that we will wait until a super bowl win to eat horse shit. the way god intended.
OPsDaddy t1_j656niw wrote
Finally. Someone talking sense!!
aenteus t1_j6fk7i3 wrote
They’re what’s called “new horseshit eaters.” We’re “old horseshit eaters.”
vanishinghitchhiker t1_j6c8ou7 wrote
I mean if people wanna do a few practice runs I guess it’s up to them
cerialthriller t1_j651un0 wrote
Pre manure
imanAholebutimfunny t1_j65auxv wrote
They took the street barriers out early for the phillies WS games and that forever cursed them.
oga_ogbeni t1_j665jx6 wrote
*pre manure
SchleppyJ4 t1_j64u3ir wrote
I went to high school with the guy that did that.
They said he was drunk when he did it but knowing him, I don’t believe it.
New_Stats t1_j6502xk wrote
Imagine being known as the guy who ate horseshit. Getting recognized as such. A cute match on tinder suddenly blurts out "oh gross are you that guy who ate horseshit!?!?!" You're out grocey shopping and someone just points and yells "look! it's that guy who ate horseshit!"
SchleppyJ4 t1_j650rze wrote
I actually just googled his name for fun and the first result is his LinkedIn with a professional headshot. I’m laughing over here imagining that face smeared with horse shit.
Rivster79 t1_j656ss6 wrote
Does his resume mention his claim to fame?
SchleppyJ4 t1_j65fuyn wrote
It should!
DonQOnIce t1_j64xgeu wrote
I’m not sure how he COULDN’T have been under the influence of something.
SchleppyJ4 t1_j64yfk6 wrote
Dude is dumb as a sack of bricks lol even sober he’s the sort to eat shit for fun…
DonQOnIce t1_j64zl7u wrote
I wanna pick the brain of a person like this but I’m sure I’d come back disappointed.
ringringmytacobell t1_j65q3dp wrote
I always like to call out that the original horse shit eating viral video was from the Cavs parade in Cleveland when they won the championship a few years before the Eagles.
That said.. if we're gonna lean into this and make it our thing, then count me in.
New_Stats t1_j663ahb wrote
Oh I demand nothing less than this being Philly's thing
cazzhmir t1_j65329l wrote
It ain't over until the horse shit is eaten
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