> Pay wall

You do know that Google can tell you like a dozen different ways to get around paywalls, right? It's not like it's some kind of impermeable fence, it just takes like an extra five seconds. Which is something you might want to learn, considering that your local paper pretty much always paywalls things these days.

Or, y'know, you could also live your life always confounded by paywalls and asking passing strangers to help you interpret the mysterious depths of the internet, I guess - that's a lifestyle choice, too ...