Submitted by wishyouweresoup t3_10ogvl8 in philadelphia
CyrusTheGoodEnough t1_j6en8yx wrote
Stealing catalytic converters in the northeast.
SubtleRedditIcon t1_j6ezsm3 wrote
You got it all wrong. He steals them on up to New Year’s Eve. He’s been melting them down and extracting the metals and injecting them between his toes to keep him perked up! Can’t have track marks, daddy’s got a job to keep!
stopatthecatch t1_j6f7cy8 wrote
Building a steel furnace?
phillybeardo t1_j6fwr1x wrote
Do attend.
stopatthecatch t1_j6g1uy7 wrote
I feel like that can be the secret phrase to confirm if you’re from Philly and eliminate the imposters
professorhorseradish t1_j6h4qii wrote
The shibboleth
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