Submitted by wishyouweresoup t3_10ogvl8 in philadelphia
Is there a Gritty tracking app kinda like how Santa’s got NORAD on his ass?
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wishyouweresoup OP t1_j6eirwg wrote
Frig. Pop’s at the game too.
gnartato t1_j6ek92f wrote
NORAD is too busy guiding the uncrackable F16's through busy controlled airspace since they decided not to turn on transponders. (Source: was looking for f16s on ADSB and had them off).
CyrusTheGoodEnough t1_j6en8yx wrote
Stealing catalytic converters in the northeast.
EdgarAllanRoevWade t1_j6eor8r wrote
Right behind you.
ActionJawnson t1_j6etshr wrote
I spotted him adding something to the 49ers Gatorade on the sidelines
SubtleRedditIcon t1_j6ezsm3 wrote
You got it all wrong. He steals them on up to New Year’s Eve. He’s been melting them down and extracting the metals and injecting them between his toes to keep him perked up! Can’t have track marks, daddy’s got a job to keep!
Angry_ClitSpasm350 t1_j6f0euo wrote
On his way to steal your girl
aenteus t1_j6f2p0a wrote
Driving the MF line
edit: choo choo, motherfucker
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stopatthecatch t1_j6f7cy8 wrote
Building a steel furnace?
grandmawaffles t1_j6fa5pj wrote
Comments have not disappointed
Phooey-Kablooey t1_j6fdosy wrote
Jifeeb t1_j6fdyb2 wrote
He’s at home, washing his tights!
IridiumPony t1_j6fe3e9 wrote
That's my mascot!
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vivagypsy t1_j6fqk0e wrote
He’s giving the pep talk to every high end stripper in Philadelphia about what’s expected of them tonight. And then taking his 10%.
ThatQuil91 t1_j6ftg6d wrote
Degreasing polls, bich
jamin_g t1_j6fwjcn wrote
Where is drum line Elmo?
phillybeardo t1_j6fwr1x wrote
Do attend.
stopatthecatch t1_j6g1uy7 wrote
I feel like that can be the secret phrase to confirm if you’re from Philly and eliminate the imposters
DFWPunk t1_j6g24s5 wrote
He was on Chestnut. People got chased off a cop car they were dancing on.
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Linzabee t1_j6g4f37 wrote
I want to see Gritty and Drum Line Elmo drumming together at the head of a parade. Which parade I won’t say just in case.
HeCooksForYou t1_j6gbi62 wrote
Who do you think is flying the helicopters on Broad right now?
KevonFire1 t1_j6gstee wrote
All star break... Probably on hiz way to 'zona.
professorhorseradish t1_j6h4qii wrote
The shibboleth
Richardthisisyerdad t1_j6h5bz3 wrote
Turning trick's under the el.
CQU617 t1_j6hdcc9 wrote
Great idea!
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olsmobile t1_j6ipuxt wrote
If you have to ask, he’s right behind you.
MCKelly13 t1_j6kizxh wrote
I was wondering that same thing.
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Phooey-Kablooey t1_j6ei5pi wrote
Your mom's.