Submitted by sandwichpepe t3_10f96ob in philadelphia
captainmcpigeon t1_j4vgbis wrote
Had a friend living off campus at Penn one summer. She was sitting at her desk working when a raccoon fell through her ceiling and onto her bed. What would have happened if she’d been on the bed?!
BeerNirvana t1_j4vgsss wrote
A Chuck Tingle novel most likely.
lilmuskrat66 t1_j4waf2i wrote
"Pounded in the butt by a racoon that fell through my ceiling while working off campus at Penn one summer trying to find my way in life while not being pounded in the butt by a racoon that fell through my ceiling" A Chuck Tingle experience
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Laserdollarz t1_j4vxh1d wrote
Recycled by the Trash Pandas: How I learned to stop worrying and love the fur
dumdadumdumAHHH t1_j4xvuuw wrote
Dang bud that dead raccoon looks hard as rocks
thearctican t1_j4w5dtc wrote
What happened to me when I was living in a 150 year old house in Kansas City.
3:00 AM: I'm sound asleep
3:01 AM: My face somehow makes contact with a live raccoon.
3:02 AM: I notice a giant hole in my ceiling directly above my pillow as I'm spitting out plaster and insulation.
3:05 AM: the raccoon climbed out of the window I opened.
cathbe t1_j4yw2aw wrote
Wow! Good move on both your parts re: open window.
sandwichpepe OP t1_j4vnlh0 wrote
she coulda gave him a big hug :)
Kageyblahblahblah t1_j4vnqpb wrote
She’d be forced to marry the raccoon.
SummerInPhilly t1_j4xld1a wrote
Man, Penn off-campus housing is an adventure
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