julioseizure t1_iwlohl3 wrote
There is no defense for myth as truth. That's like the defense of cheese as bullets.
DrarenThiralas t1_iwlphqj wrote
That's a good analogy. Just like anything can be a "bullet" if it goes fast enough, so can anything be "truth" with enough mental gymnastics.
julioseizure t1_iwlpy24 wrote
I suppose if the cheese is hard enough, but I would imagine the heat of ignition would take away a fair amount of mass, structural integrity and aerodynamic value
RedditExecutiveAdmin t1_iwmbvcu wrote
you won't think that cheese is mental gymnastics when you feel the kinetic energy of mozzarella at 0.2c
julioseizure t1_iwmnr11 wrote
I could chuck a cold polly-o and hurt somebody with it.
RedditExecutiveAdmin t1_iwlpdmw wrote
I mean, at a high enough velocity cheese could work. Cheese railguns maybe?
[deleted] t1_iwm4yrf wrote
I want the cheese railgun, god damn it
TheCaffeinatedPanda t1_iwlqapv wrote
How would you make a cheese railgun? Would you wrap the cheese in magnetic foil?
RedditExecutiveAdmin t1_iwlrfqt wrote
yes, and use a macaroni cannon of course.
julioseizure t1_iwlsjb8 wrote
I wanna see spent shells and cheese
WhittlingDan t1_iwm1b1w wrote
The shells cook as the cheese launches.
julioseizure t1_iwn9n5i wrote
It needs water! Come on, man!
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