Corporations aren't people just because the law of a profoundly stupid country wants to pretend they are.

If a country declares that people of a certain ethnicity aren't legally people, I'm not gonna fucking acknowledge such idiocy because the law says so either. That's arguably a more extreme example, but it's the same principle. Nobody should be fucking okay with corporatations being labeled as people unless they're literally an evil corporate figurehead (I realize the "evil" in there is redundant) or the politicians who serve the corporations.