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Ben_Stro t1_j98wa8b wrote
Why did "life could be a dream" just start playing in my head?
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moralpomposity t1_j994yig wrote
Somebody do the Star Wars dude! You know the one.
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trucorsair t1_j997bby wrote
They are designed to prevent the light from a nuclear blast from
reaching your retina and essentially binding you instantly. Nuclear
bombers have curtains that can be dropped to block out all the ambient
light. These goggles are used during take-off, landing, and re-fueling
where you need to use your naked eye to judge distance. At other times
the curtains are lowered and you are essentially flying on instruments.
ChristoWalsh t1_j9983ix wrote
Why would you need to protect your self from nuclear blasts on take off?
n01saround t1_j998rc9 wrote
The guy with the thing?
moralpomposity t1_j9992gq wrote
Yeah that one, Nien Numb
jpwanabe t1_j9992mf wrote
In case you drop the bomb too early, duh.
ChristoWalsh t1_j9996lz wrote
Haha. I feel like if you drop the bomb on take off the last of your worries is your retinas
n01saround t1_j999cvm wrote
Totes thought it was all style my sapien symbian cylindrical supercilious symbiote
ErikTheAngry t1_j999hm6 wrote
Presumably, an enemy nation's first strike catching you with your pants down.
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n01saround t1_j999uxn wrote
He's got a set of goggles that'll kill yah
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the_russian_narwhal_ t1_j99cd3h wrote
How has nobody put this on ghost from the new modern warfare series to make him look even more ridiculous
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Duckiestiowa7 t1_j99ewz0 wrote
My favorite one. Excellent job!
ds2316476 t1_j99jw0b wrote
lol funny zorro magazine clip, weird that it's in dutch. Where'd you find that?
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Bu1ld0g t1_j99pe39 wrote
It's one of the top results if you search view master advertisement
Quirky-Result-8753 t1_j99qvjn wrote
Wat is er raar aan Nederlands?
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NtheHouseNaheartbeat t1_j99s9fa wrote
They remind me of that dumb looking alien from starwars.
zamach t1_j99sdfx wrote
Ah yes, the imperial Why-fighter pilot :D
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TheScarabcreatorTSC t1_j99tta7 wrote
Onze taal is raar.
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Tharron t1_j99y9bq wrote
Het woord raar aleen al is raar
StingerAE t1_j99yeuz wrote
Yep. So much so that I immediately wonderd if his design came from this
IRNotMonkeyIRMan t1_j99zcju wrote
I love working here, it's a blast!
AndrewWhite97 t1_j9a0v4r wrote
Looks like he shocked to be there
andrewthemexican t1_j9a1jw7 wrote
The space Mexican!
auge2 OP t1_j9a1mmp wrote
Haha, thats exactly what I had in mind when I posted this picture :)
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salgak t1_j9a2nzw wrote
Former SAC B-52 Crewdawg here. (Electronic Warfare Officer/Navigator)
For a launch of the Alert Force, the Bombers and Tankers already fully loaded and fueled and armed (we referred to is as "cocked", as in cocking a pistol action), we were briefed to assume that we were in a race to beat the SLBMs to our bomber bases. . . The higher tensions got, the farther forward on the checklists we were, from running out from the alert facility and starting the engines, all the way up to sitting at the end of the runway with the engines going, waiting for the order. . .
So, yes, we expected nuclear explosions in the vicinity on takeoff. Even the guys in back ( EW Officer and Gunner) and the guys downstairs (Radar Navigator and Navigator) were supposed to don an eye patch as a last-ditch vision preservative. ..
Pirate_Redbeard_ t1_j9a3kng wrote
An OG dawg 👊🏻
Respect
Slappy_G t1_j9a8tt1 wrote
Yes! Yellow raincoat girl!!!
nrreiger t1_j9a9o0m wrote
Because he looks stupid enough, with that artificial overbite.
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FernwoodCheekClapper t1_j9afrbh wrote
Well, yeah, if you don’t notice until they’ve detonated on top of you, sure, but if you wait until that point there’s gonna be a lot more that is useless than just the goggles.
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Poison_Ice_Blade t1_j9aj227 wrote
Can someone do the “little girl with house one fire” meme but instead of a burning house it’s a nuclear bomb.
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HappyCamperFTW t1_j9amsx9 wrote
En dan hebben we het nog niet eens over vreemd.
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_YetiFTW_ t1_j9aozfv wrote
that's why they already have the mask on
EarlGrey_Picard t1_j9apqjo wrote
Quick someone change the top image to a grainy image of an atomic bomb going off.
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mahSachel t1_j9aqwkm wrote
It’s nuts how close we came to total destruction so many times. This is why the aliens won’t come hang out and share the sweet secrets of hyper drives.
salgak t1_j9at2pa wrote
I know of several times where we were a hairs' breadth away from World War III. . . .luckily, I only experienced one of them. . . and, no, no details will be forthcoming. . . .
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LetMeBe_Frank t1_j9axl36 wrote
I had a dream once that I peeled my lip and the whole lip came off like this guy's face
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throwaway2032015 t1_j9b1r47 wrote
Can someone do a shy guy from mario?
BeerMoustache t1_j9b1ymd wrote
This is perfect
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ok123jump t1_j9b29t6 wrote
Wow. It must be scary knowing that your plane was the harbinger of the apocalypse. If you were scrambled the world is changing forever. Who knows what would be left? If there would be something for you to return home to.
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AustinLA88 t1_j9b51rb wrote
Huge missed opportunity not having a skull faceplate in these
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salgak t1_j9b8xf0 wrote
(resisting urge to link Tom Lehrer's 'Don't Cry Mom, I'm off to Drop the Bomb' )
We kind of assumed that we would get a sufficient radiation dose to kill us off within a month of the mission. They were all one way trips, with a supposed recovery base on the far side. None of us expected those bases to survive long enough for us to land there afterwards.
I will also note that the more cynical of us noted that there were never more than two bachelors per crew, giving a majority of the crew who had just had their wives and children nuked, and wanting revenge.
primated23 t1_j9b9jwz wrote
I really like this one. Perfect
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ChristoWalsh t1_j9bdt5y wrote
Cheers for the reply. Very interesting!
theluckyone17 t1_j9bfgmq wrote
Are we the baddies?
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onlyhav t1_j9bjqei wrote
Well, yeah. We're the bad guy to everyone we use one of these on.
onlyhav t1_j9bjxw9 wrote
I mean, yeah. We're the bad guys to everyone we nuke.
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akirbydrinks t1_j9btwbl wrote
Wouldn't you be hopefully flying AWAY from the blast? Just pull out the ole' Safety Squint.
Scyhaz t1_j9but83 wrote
No more google eyes!
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blatherskate t1_j9c18eq wrote
Er... No. Large fields of missiles out west and a lot at sea, but none in cities (or towns, or villages). Unless you're talking about some other country, but even then...
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Don138 t1_j9c462o wrote
Do you have any sources for this besides “some guy told me”
Even if they wanted to put silos in every American city to increase potential casualties, which to be clear they ABSOLUTELY don’t. They would not be above ground on a rocky outcrop...
All of our silos are in largely uninhabited areas specifically to reduce potential casualties. Places like WY, the Dakotas, MT, etc. The only design considerations involving people is that they have to be decently close to a town in order to have places for the people involved in the infrastructure to live.
MicroMegas5150 t1_j9c69oh wrote
We are the bad guys to everyone except for ourselves when we nuke
onlyhav t1_j9c6ghj wrote
I can't even argue with you there
DungeonsandDevils t1_j9c8st8 wrote
I mean isn’t that why immediately after using them we tried to enter the world into an agreement never to use them again? An agreement that Russia said “Nah” to and now everyone and their mama has nuclear potential?
ok123jump t1_j9cnrdr wrote
You’re right. I never checked my buddy, but I did check city and county records for that site he was talking about and it is some sort of underground construction - very likely not a nuclear silo though. I’m going to delete that comment.
ok123jump t1_j9co2e2 wrote
You’re right. I never checked my buddy, but your comment got me wondering. So I did check the city and county for permits and records of the site. It is an underground construction of some sort, but it is not federal land and almost certainly not a nuclear silo. Used to be some sort of water storage, but it was renovated in the 1970’s to something else.
I’m going to delete that comment since it is clearly incorrect. Now I wonder what else he hold me was total bullshit…
Ecronwald t1_j9d12ue wrote
Soviet actually had a higher tolerance before using nukes than American.
I.e. the situation that justified using them would have to be more severe for soviet, than for USA.
A situation that would let USA use nukes, would not let soviet use nukes.
DungeonsandDevils t1_j9d1eub wrote
They still turned down the global agreement
OscarDivine t1_j9d1kj0 wrote
Blathering Blatherskite!
ds2316476 t1_j9dawrw wrote
I keep forgetting how ingrained sarcasm is in the Dutch culture. It borders on smarmy. Also funny note, my friends calls Dutch a "smurf language".
WATERMEL0N-SHARK t1_j9detnc wrote
Ya know if I saw this with no context I would think that was a real pair of view masters. I think you win this battle
WATERMEL0N-SHARK t1_j9dewm5 wrote
That’s a good one, you win a cookie 🍪
WATERMEL0N-SHARK t1_j9df297 wrote
Oh don’t mind Jim over there, he keeps threatening to “KiLl Us AlL OnE DaY” over that time I ate his bagel. I think he overheated the microwave or something
HappyCamperFTW t1_j9dqwmv wrote
Yeah that is true. The line between sarcasm, being insincere, and passive-aggressive can be pretty blurred. Hahaha, a smurf language. Is that because the smurfs are also pretty close to sea level? But I totally agree, I really don"t like the Dutch language tbh.
spellyalewitha6 t1_j9dt57z wrote
Thank you kindly, much appreciated.
ds2316476 t1_j9dtowv wrote
A funny example, a response to not knowing an answer to a question is, "I know a lot" "Weet ik veel". It even translates in Google to I don't know haha. I like the Dutch language it's one of the only other languages I know fluently.
I'm not sure why they said that. Lol. Probably because the smurfs originated in the Netherlands.
chillinwithmypizza t1_j9dwdqk wrote
Refuckingdiculous you win
chillinwithmypizza t1_j9dwglv wrote
This is def stole my heart and made me LOL in real fuckin life.
chillinwithmypizza t1_j9dwihl wrote
Ohhhh nooooooo lmao
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PizzasNotASandwich t1_j9kob4s wrote
As somebody that can make Donald Duck noises in real life, this is awesome
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