The Sorting Cone thought about putting me in Deere House, but it could tell I really wanted to be in Caterpillar... So it just put me in Bobcat for questioning its judgement, and told me if I kept arguing it'd put me in Hitachi... What a tool

NeverGetsTheNuke t1_jbmj7as wrote on March 10, 2023 at 2:40 AM

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Replying to l2ulan (#2,197,123)

Barely choked down a laugh that would have definitely woken up our baby. Solid 7/5 humor

-BFS- t1_jbmjjn2 wrote on March 10, 2023 at 2:43 AM

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Replying to Sgt_Peppers_L_H_C_B (#2,197,842)

I like this one.

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jimbee3034 t1_jbml8yp wrote on March 10, 2023 at 2:56 AM

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Replying to boombastis (#2,196,705)

The safety sorting hat

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ostiDeCalisse t1_jbmlvtt wrote on March 10, 2023 at 3:01 AM

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Replying to DJ_BowelMovement (#2,197,698)

Excellent!! Medium player xD

No_Use_For_Name___ t1_jbmm3b2 wrote on March 10, 2023 at 3:03 AM

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TheCatInTheWitchesHat

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KamovInOnUp t1_jbmq0bv wrote on March 10, 2023 at 3:35 AM

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Replying to ApiContraption (#2,195,704)

This is a collapsible cone, they're supposed to do that

itwuzntme84 t1_jbmql4b wrote on March 10, 2023 at 3:39 AM

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Replying to boombastis (#2,196,705)

Lol my first thought was, this is exactly what the American Schools Wizarding Hat would look like.

rioboy23 t1_jbmrda3 wrote on March 10, 2023 at 3:46 AM

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Replying to -BFS- (#2,197,980)

I like it because it was most unexpected

[deleted] t1_jbms19b wrote on March 10, 2023 at 3:52 AM

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TwoDrinkDave t1_jbmt0b4 wrote on March 10, 2023 at 4:00 AM

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Replying to boombastis (#2,196,705)

Dad: We have a sorting hat at home.

nastynateraide t1_jbmtdrx wrote on March 10, 2023 at 4:03 AM

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Replying to Sgt_Peppers_L_H_C_B (#2,197,625)

You're joking! You're joking!

Apt_5 t1_jbmuqg2 wrote on March 10, 2023 at 4:15 AM

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Replying to Scharfestahl (#2,196,865)

Lovely wordplay

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Spookyanonymous_ t1_jbmwd6z wrote on March 10, 2023 at 4:30 AM

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Replying to jettcodswastaken (#2,197,879)

Can’t wait for cone flavored prime

jettcodswastaken t1_jbmwfu2 wrote on March 10, 2023 at 4:31 AM

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Replying to Spookyanonymous_ (#2,198,566)

legend has it that it taste like logan pauls meat.

kingofthediamond t1_jbmwrvq wrote on March 10, 2023 at 4:34 AM

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Replying to boombastis (#2,196,705)

Imagine if it was the real sorting hat. And because we’re in the muggle world we see it like this? Wizards going nuts over a traffic cone

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jhl88 t1_jbmz3gc wrote on March 10, 2023 at 4:56 AM

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Replying to boombastis (#2,196,705)

I was waiting for this one lol

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philament23 t1_jbmz665 wrote on March 10, 2023 at 4:57 AM

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Replying to Sgt_Peppers_L_H_C_B (#2,197,842)

This is great

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costericothegreat t1_jbn5qen wrote on March 10, 2023 at 6:06 AM

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Came looking for something.... Happy with what I found

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Affectionate_Room_38 t1_jbn79x1 wrote on March 10, 2023 at 6:24 AM

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https://imgur.com/RY7UFjq 3d street art

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magpye1983 t1_jbnacmx wrote on March 10, 2023 at 7:00 AM

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A Whizzer!

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Gulan33 t1_jbnht36 wrote on March 10, 2023 at 8:36 AM

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Roger Roger

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khark t1_jbnvhxy wrote on March 10, 2023 at 11:44 AM

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Replying to boombastis (#2,196,705)

This is the only 'shop allowed.

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johnsciarrino t1_jbo4jru wrote on March 10, 2023 at 1:14 PM

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Replying to boombastis (#2,196,705)

Seriously. If there was a Hogwarts equivalent in NYC, this would be its sorting hat.

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UnforeseenDerailment t1_jbokf4i wrote on March 10, 2023 at 3:12 PM

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Replying to DJ_BowelMovement (#2,197,698)

I love how hurt and bewildered the imgur comments sound to me. 😂

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The_Hive_Mind101 t1_jbosg6t wrote on March 10, 2023 at 4:05 PM

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It's pikachu!

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pernicus222 t1_jboznrh wrote on March 10, 2023 at 4:51 PM

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Replying to Sgt_Peppers_L_H_C_B (#2,197,625)

Well done, I did not think of that

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Moosetappropriate t1_jbpfzlq wrote on March 10, 2023 at 6:36 PM

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Replying to boombastis (#2,196,705)

Obviously not everyone in the cast made a bundle from the series.

StoryProfessional593 t1_jbpgv2g wrote on March 10, 2023 at 6:42 PM

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Replying to NeverGetsTheNuke (#2,197,957)

Could be worse. I hear black and decker girls all have braces

NeverGetsTheNuke t1_jbpi7sq wrote on March 10, 2023 at 6:50 PM

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Replying to StoryProfessional593 (#2,202,606)

Are they Black & Decker braces?

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RaiaTheTrovian t1_jbskeg4 wrote on March 11, 2023 at 11:18 AM

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Replying to The_Hive_Mind101 (#2,201,208)

It's Clefairy!

KirkPicard t1_jbsnrpg wrote on March 11, 2023 at 12:01 PM

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Barrel Monster Scolds his Robot Dog, Traffic.

Background... about a decade ago a local rogue artist turned some traffic barrels into the iconic barrel monster that made several appearances through out the NC State area in Raleigh.

Monster is actual barrels, his dog Traffic is my digital addition!

[deleted] t1_jbtidpc wrote on March 11, 2023 at 4:23 PM

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Replying to Sgt_Peppers_L_H_C_B (#2,197,842)

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dystopika t1_jc2ct0r wrote on March 13, 2023 at 3:18 PM

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Plants Vs. Zombies

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