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ApiContraption t1_ivqc4kc wrote

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ppardee t1_ivr0cpv wrote

They are shorter than humans, but that's mostly because they have shorter hind legs. Gorilla males are about twice as heavy as human males.

The head gives you an idea of how big he'd be if he had the same proportions as a human.

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3z3ki3l t1_ivr1j8i wrote

It probably makes me a massive piece of shit, but I would have a gun ready in the room. Or I would need some massive gorilla-proof straps holding him down before I walked in.

If he wakes up violent he could kill everybody in the room in under a minute. That even happens occasionally with people, I’m not gonna bet a wild animal will be more reasonable.

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