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kreepysol t1_jacsafj wrote

Looking at that gave me diabetes.

I'd like to order 4 please.

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YNot1989 t1_jacvobk wrote

Don't hold out on us, where'd you order this?

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demoran t1_jacz3td wrote

It is pretty. Too much patty though.

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TGHVladiMatt t1_jad6dyb wrote

Looks good but I hate when you have to unhinge your jaw to take a bite. I prefer wider burgers, not taller.

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Nimble_Ned t1_jadfwor wrote

Looks nice but I'd prefer only one patty.

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ryclarky t1_jadfzah wrote

I've never understood the desire for burgers that you can't even fit in your mouth. Isn't the point of the burger to take a bite that mixes all of the ingredients together all at once? This makes it impossible to eat that way so you end up with bites that are mostly bread, mostly meat, mostly veggies, etc.

I don't get it.

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UrDraco t1_jadrvlt wrote

American cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger because it melts without splitting.

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mkul316 t1_jadus3i wrote

Best burger I ever had was my 12th birthday. Mom grilled it in the back yard. It was burnt up like a hockey puck. But I was young, my friends were there, and we were going into the pool after lunch. I didn't have to worry about debt or politics. I had no car or house to maintain. I had no regrets to look back on in the quiet of the night. I wish I could go back and eat that hockey puck again.

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kryptylomese t1_jae0vhr wrote

The lettuce looks like too small a portion.

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16FootScarf t1_jae3hxe wrote

As a connoisseur of burgers this doesn’t look that enjoyable to eat. It probably tastes just fine but the trend to huge double patties means you can never get your mouth around the whole thing and be able to take a bite that includes all the toppings, meat, and bun.

What kind of flavors did this have that made it so enjoyable?

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ExocetC3I t1_jae5zx4 wrote

Replying to ryclarky (#2,113,300)

Couldn't agree more. Would way rather enjoy a smash burger or even just a classic thin patty than end up eating this monstrosity with a knife and fork after it invariably falls apart.

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Motocamperman t1_jaec9r4 wrote

Replying to ryclarky (#2,113,300)

The thing is, some people can actually eat this well. I ate a challenge burger at a restaurant that was eight quarter pound patties stacked vertically, a whole pound of bacon, a whole tomato, a half an onion, and a quarter of a head of lettuce. Plus a massive side of chili cheese fries. It was fantastic!

This burger just looks like a regular burger to me, I wouldn't have any trouble eating this at all. I certainly could get a complete bite of it vertically into my mouth at once, and it isn't even that much food.

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Pabst_Malone t1_jaem75z wrote

As long as them red onions have their texture, and I’ve got a nuclear payload of Lactaid, I’m in.

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