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StranglesMcWhiskey t1_j9ul291 wrote
There's also a huge perspective effect here.
hamhead t1_j9um3xc wrote
Wow you so smaaaart
PerfectMoobs t1_j9un6hh wrote
Actually, I think the joke went over his head.
A40 t1_j9unjq8 wrote
Thing is, that six-footer has to shop in the 'old man' section of the store, while the 5'11-incher gets all of the boys, children's, youth, and short-stuff sections!
martusfine t1_j9uo1ii wrote
Cries in forced perspective.
AffectionateRaise136 t1_j9ux4sw wrote
Spud Webb effect
ITCM4 t1_j9v203q wrote
I get the joke every time someone makes it. But the thing is dudes that are 5’11” and some change can just say they are 6’. Who the hell is gonna call you on it?
hildebrot t1_j9v312v wrote
I always say on my dating profiles I'm 5'11'' even though I'm over 6'. Filters out many of the superficial people.
Guillermo-Refritas01 t1_j9v3no2 wrote
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Doggleganger t1_j9ve50t wrote
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
Working_Break1226 t1_j9ve8pn wrote
This can't be real LOL 😆
Coldtoes2023 t1_j9vfx09 wrote
That is foreshortening or whatever it’s called…some Gandalf/Frodo photographic tricks.
Nostalgia4life t1_j9vgbfj wrote
So it’s gonna filter out all of them then?
Nostalgia4life t1_j9vgd4o wrote
How women see men lmao
aje0200 t1_j9vgkdy wrote
That’s exactly me, I’m something like 5’11” and a half. I say 6’ but every time I feel like I’m lying
BabyDeezus t1_j9vgyip wrote
Saying “and a half” sounds childish, it’s ok to round up if it’s legit 11 and a half. I’m 5’9 and a half and definitely say 5’10. Gimme that extra place value in my height.
drsmith21 t1_j9vi2q3 wrote
Front guy is also 7’4” and the back guy is 5’11”
aje0200 t1_j9viek1 wrote
I know I’m 181cm and just checked again. It’s a quarter… maybe I should start saying 5’11” 😂
y_wont_my_line_block t1_j9vii98 wrote
The guy on the left is actually the one that says he's 5'11"
greenbayva t1_j9vjg97 wrote
I’m 5’9” but claim 6’ then stare at people after I say it to make things uncomfortable.
outstartedreckjh59 t1_j9vltj5 wrote
I’ve done really well sexually at 5’7”
I can only imagine how easy it would be if I were 6’
Dr_Gomer_Piles t1_j9vo35t wrote
It's actually not, the foreground player is 7' 3", the one in the back is 5'10". It's just a stupid joke.
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SirIanChesterton63 t1_j9vtxxe wrote
6' irl vs 6' on Tinder
Dyzerio t1_j9vvdbq wrote
Trying to get nudes on Reddit isn't doing well sexually bud
outstartedreckjh59 t1_j9vvir0 wrote
You’re right. I’ve never even touched a woman.
matts1 t1_j9w0d6b wrote
I've always included the "and a half" because I couldn't careless if that makes me seem childish. I am what I am.
Coldtoes2023 t1_j9w9ahm wrote
Ah…I bow to thee.
Porter_Dog t1_j9wdl02 wrote
Looks like a lot more than a 1" difference.
rocketlauncher2 t1_j9we1ek wrote
Omg I’m shorter than both of them
Edit: wait you tricked me
Virtuoso1980 t1_j9wepxk wrote
… but lots of men!
outstartedreckjh59 t1_j9wesbl wrote
I had a phase in college yes
Alex_butler t1_j9wfnjh wrote
I looked it up cause I was curious and knew Wembanyama was really tall, Tremont Waters #51 is 5’11” and Victor Wembanyama #1 is listed at 7’3” but he’s just 19 years old and a recent article came out saying he’s grown and now 7’5” with shoes on. He’s projected to be the #1 pick in the NBA draft so that’s likely why people were so interested in that.
DocHanks t1_j9whev4 wrote
no one plays defense in that league.
theChzziest t1_j9wiz03 wrote
Ouch I’ve never been hurt so badly
balapete t1_j9wjysk wrote
us 6' people will xD
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TechnicalVegetable42 t1_j9wprr9 wrote
#1 is a guy named Victor Wembanyama, aged 19. He's 7'4" and he's considered by virtually every person on earth to be the #1 overall pick in this year's NBA draft. #51 is LSU alum Tremont Waters. He's 5'11".
BucketsAMF t1_j9wt9mf wrote
Actually 5'11". I hate this.
kstinfo t1_j9wxapj wrote
This guy is going to stand under the basket and wait for someone to throw the ball to him. Such talent. He'll probably go through his entire career with one pair of shoes.
dannycjackson t1_j9wxoy4 wrote
And forced oerspective
truck_boat_truck_ t1_j9wzeue wrote
Where’d you get he’s 6ft? If he is, I’ve been measuring my junk totally wrong.
3PumpMcCringleberry t1_j9x6p29 wrote
Yeah that would be the joke.
RBD666 t1_j9y1ed4 wrote
Perspective is fun!
sansamour69 t1_j9y7ffk wrote
Isn’t he like 7 feet something and still growing?
brettyrocks t1_j9yhgbx wrote
I feel like the perspective is being forced.
X_Fiery_Jack_X t1_j9ysals wrote
Yeah that’s only an inch height difference
am_rawr t1_j9ukdo3 wrote
Crying in 5'6"