Own a boat. It’s expensive but if you have the time to use it you love it. Maintenance fees are min $1000 year, fuel is $500 year min and docking can be between free and $5k a year.

Best day is when you get to show it off on a perfect day and everything works out. Everyone is jealous and you look like a G. Worst day is when you break down/something happens/bad weather with a guest.