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hambo_81 t1_ja8j9sm wrote

I guess she just really likes bananas.

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ForeverStrangeMoe OP t1_ja8jkef wrote

Wait guys I’m also a girl I don’t have a banana 😭

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acqz t1_ja8rrnc wrote

Welp, time for a new gf. This one's into bananas!

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N3wpN3wp_Ryder t1_ja93x1f wrote

She wrote that on the banana, so she remembered it’s her playnana 😩😩😩😩

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zoobernut t1_ja8k6mi wrote

Plot twist she was talking to the banana.

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Re7icle t1_jacsk38 wrote

I came here to say this lol. And I would give you an upvote but you're at 69 rn so I'm not allowed.

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Ninjalikestoast t1_ja8jkkr wrote

You got a drink tucked in your muck boot there mate?

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bendover912 t1_ja8mmll wrote

Who Tf is Yon?

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ForeverStrangeMoe OP t1_ja8mvt2 wrote

Wait a damn second 🤨 time to find this Yon guy and stab a mf

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HanDavo t1_ja8ykmm wrote

OP, you can't make someone love you. So when you kill this Yon guy, make it look like an accident, then you can console you love and it might reignite her feeling for you.

Personally I'd off your former girlfriend so Yon has to live with not having her too!

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SpiffAZ t1_ja8mocr wrote

There's a million b****** in this world, but not all of them will write i love you into your banana.

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Holiday_Doctor_3418 t1_ja90uxi wrote

It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, 10 dollars?

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whorfin t1_ja8rwu0 wrote

Be careful around a woman who wants to carve things in your banana.

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DarrenEdwards t1_ja8knr0 wrote

So peal it and eat that banana she loves in front of her slowly now that you know her secret.

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pmlane t1_ja94sum wrote

“Is that a banana in your boot or are you just happy to see me?”

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Outlog t1_ja9a1fi wrote

Sorry bruv. The produce guy wrote I love you in your girlfriend's banana.

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Zgerv t1_ja8kemr wrote

Bro... that's her banana if you got me

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poohbearandtiger t1_ja8lnbs wrote

in your banana?

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ForeverStrangeMoe OP t1_ja8odi7 wrote

Uhhh I’m dumb I’m sorry okay

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poohbearandtiger t1_ja8qir3 wrote

don’t turn it around on me, and dumb is not an explanation! Who do you work for?! ;)

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ForeverStrangeMoe OP t1_ja8tz7x wrote

I meant on I’m sorry 😭 I better not be doing anyone but her 😂😂 I do dewatering for work

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ambigramsarecool t1_ja8p3j4 wrote

Aww sweet. Also, is that a boot knife?

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ForeverStrangeMoe OP t1_ja8xdm1 wrote

It’s like a screwdriver with a 5/16 socket on the end, I’m not sure the professional name

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Pattoe89 t1_ja903kb wrote

It would be professional to call it Mr / Mrs / Miss Screwdriver with a 5/16 socket on the end.

You gotta know your screwdriver's pronouns.

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No_Equal_1312 t1_ja8umbl wrote

Better give that banana a sniff to where it’s been, she may just love that banana 😆

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quesadilla79 t1_ja9ewfz wrote

lucky man showing off hus gold 💓

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aghilardi t1_ja9vhea wrote

There are some nice satisfactory videos on dewatering clogged whatever. You have a cool job.

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Mentalfloss1 t1_ja8nqjl wrote

Could have been Bob, your co-worker.

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cfdeveloper t1_ja8unw3 wrote

it seems to have a sheen to it.

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No_Link_1392 t1_ja8xyw3 wrote

Now you have to give her banana aswell !

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[deleted] t1_ja94o20 wrote

That must feel so good.

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mymojoisbliss96 t1_ja997ov wrote

Sorry to rain on your parade but who the hell is Yon??

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the_Big_misc t1_ja9a27i wrote

At least you know exactly how big those letters are.

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Citizen-Kang t1_ja9fdbb wrote

Is this really the best way for you to find out that she loves a banana and not you? I'm here if you need a shoulder, bro.

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rockinvet02 t1_ja9hidg wrote

She was talking to the banana.

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okram2k t1_ja9jxe6 wrote

it is a very lovely fruit

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mtsai t1_ja9piih wrote

you should find out who Yoy is.

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1Drnk2Many t1_ja9rdbo wrote

that kinda freaks me out, I think it's a yellow flag

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GR3TSCH t1_ja9xhwz wrote

How does the banama feel about the girl?

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SirGlenn t1_jaa0kxy wrote

That's sweet, give her your banana when you get home.

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ElleRisalo t1_jaa1r0j wrote

You should write it on "hers" and show her whe you get home!

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toothfairy1975 t1_jaa3c1m wrote

Prince Harry is that you? Blink once for yes....🍌

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Nonamesdb t1_jaac0hg wrote

What if she didn’t and instead the banana was communicating to you trying to stop you from eating it?

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COSLEEP t1_jaafebj wrote

Was it full of cocaine?

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aaron_in_sf t1_jaahe9s wrote

Yoy better check they self

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ReaperSovereign t1_jaaixsk wrote

You are leaving a gap in your boot, that’s how you get snakes in there, Woody

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wutdis77 t1_jaaobxc wrote

that actually says 'don't eat me' in Banana

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Majesty1985 t1_jaaqv8e wrote

Me lobe yoy. Me love you long Tim

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privateimac t1_jaar8de wrote

Thought it was something crazy like you had to peel it to reveal the message

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iaintlyon t1_jabiefm wrote

That is the banana talking to you. And I bet you just ate it you monster.

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SirSweepsAlot t1_jabkce6 wrote

i was about to correct the title to on* then realized no the title is correct

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newredditwhoisthis t1_jabm15n wrote

Well that's one way of letting your same sex partner know that you are breaking up with them....

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[deleted] t1_jabmxz0 wrote

She’s bananas for you

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International_Way850 t1_jac4o77 wrote

The more i read the comments, the more i think that banana was meant to be used as a dildo

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Ravenid t1_jad474i wrote

No your girlfriend was writing "I love John" and you walked in and interrupted her.

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No-Net-1404 t1_ja8k36u wrote

She probably has an air tag on you too.

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