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danj1962 t1_j8fkfmz wrote

It's Christmas in February

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S0BEC t1_j8fks1g wrote

They have been opened so some of them might be empty or the porch pirate / shady delivery guy didn't like the contents. Either call the cops or treat you to a late christmas gift.

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scot816 t1_j8fm14n wrote

Looks like an amazon driver tucked away their prize until after shift. Call the local fuzz to surveil the area for awhile. 🕵️‍♂️

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ifoundit1 t1_j8fm9a7 wrote

Were they all in 1 random spot or on random porches

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MrWe1rdo t1_j8fn1rr wrote

"Oh no no officer, I found these and have proof, look at this Reddit post"

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johndepp22 t1_j8fo7fw wrote

that’s what, 500lbs/box? impressive

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pnd83 t1_j8foxsz wrote

Are you married to my wife? This is my porch every day when I get home from work 🤦.

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RachelxoxLove t1_j8ft21t wrote

Literally fell off the truck huh? Can you take it to an Amazon center, or report the location to them?

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CreepyEntertainer t1_j8gckmv wrote

Can you check and see if there’s a brake rotor in there? Mine has been delayed…

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mylopolis t1_j8gcrru wrote

I’m currently missing 3. Perhaps they’re mine.

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Bitter_Pick_1050 t1_j8gfoiq wrote

We were such shut ins during the height of the pandemic that we ultimately got enough deliveries that we had two of the giant Amazon totes. Kind of embarrassing but they really come in handy

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MikeTheGamer2 t1_j8gwwy6 wrote

Sarah, stop ordering shit off Amazon. We don't need another lace doily for the dining room table in the basement.

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LeekGullible t1_j8ha9g7 wrote

Easiest way to make your quota. Just throw them on the sides of the road.

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pankekas77 t1_j8hg1pj wrote

Do whatever you want but do not call the cops. Fk Amazon

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bagsofcandy t1_j8hp07x wrote

Oof. That sucks. Gotta contact Amazon, a local post office or a non-emergency police line to handle (probably police so I wouldn't have to babysit the packages). I wouldn't touch or take them (possible trap) and definitely wouldn't open (federal crime).

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SweRakii t1_j8hpjcm wrote

If you find a ps5 that's mine, i've ordered it in my mind before everyone else

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HopelessMagic t1_j8hv32l wrote

That tote is the one they give drivers at the beginning of their shift. The driver might have taken it out to get to another package and forgot to put it back in. Such is the life of a very rushed delivery driver.

Good on you for letting them know but he'll likely get in trouble for it.

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DinklanThomas t1_j8hvaq4 wrote

Replying to scot816 (#1,801,745)

More likely the Amazon driver schlepped that carrier tote near an apartment building or business complex and instead of trying to carry all of them at once to different locations. They may have set up a "return" point to alleviate some weight.

But yes... Call the police.

/s

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DinklanThomas t1_j8hvshl wrote

Replying to scot816 (#1,801,745)

More likely the Amazon driver schlepped that carrier tote near an apartment building or business complex and instead of trying to carry all of them at once to different locations. They may have set up a "return" point to alleviate some weight.

But yes... Call the police.

/s

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Throwitallaway112345 t1_j8hx0tq wrote

Replying to scot816 (#1,801,745)

More likely the Amazon driver schlepped that carrier tote near an apartment building or business complex and instead of trying to carry all of them at once to different locations. They may have set up a "return" point to alleviate some weight.

But yes... Call the police.

/s

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BaileyBaby-Woof t1_j8i51sz wrote

Sarah Johnson is gonna be pissed her packages are here :p

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mattstorm360 t1_j8ifsl9 wrote

Check the addresses and make the deliveries.

It's Amazon's new free work policy.

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Gigatron_0 t1_j8ih9t3 wrote

"Better snap a picture and post it to my friends on Reddit"

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SpecialBlend_420 t1_j8ijt12 wrote

Those are free packages right there, can guarantee dispatch marked them missing/or lost enjoy your loot!

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bootorangutan t1_j8itghj wrote

This is like one of those posts where they find an old safe - you gotta open them and post the contents or you get arrested.

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BAYKON8R t1_j8jeb4k wrote

I assume they have addresses on them?

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medfreak t1_j8jheu0 wrote

That's my porch on a normal Wednesday.

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CodeMonkeyX t1_j8jk6yh wrote

Replying to Nerdbond (#1,809,605)

How do they get away with it? I would assume most people would report this to amazon, then they just have to look up the tracking number and see instantly what driver dumped them.

Although that being said, I was just thinking how would I contact anyone at Amazon about this. It's become very hard to reach anyone useful there anymore. I guess a chatbot and try to convince it to let me speak to a human.

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danner801 t1_j8jkius wrote

that's what happens when you order amazon packages.

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picatostas t1_j8jrdiw wrote

One of those is mark Rober's glitter bomb 100%

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thebluerayxx t1_j8juvg6 wrote

Ok, so now I'm curious. If Amazon left a tote behind and a good Samaritan decides to take their time and deliver the packages themselves. Are you appreciative or weirded out? To be clear, in this scenario, the person doesn't ask for any compensation or complement. They explain, "I found these just left on X Street and decided not to leave them. Have a nice day, " and begins to walk away. I'm very curious as to what the reaction would be.

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symm4try t1_j8jxnqh wrote

Is that the 12 inch dildo that I ordered?

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symm4try t1_j8jy0hc wrote

Replying to Nerdbond (#1,809,605)

Yeah just this morning I had a dude dump a package at our house.. he’s not even in the right area. I looked at the street name and that neighborhood is 5 minutes away. We handed it back to him and he goes oh! -goes and puts it at our neighbor’s door- o well. Not our problem now

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lilassbitchass t1_j8l4zfy wrote

Replying to therealsouthflorida (#1,813,778)

The same question can be asked for a lot of jobs tbh. I don’t know really what would lead someone to do that, just for the simple fact that you’re damaging packages and potentially fucking over people who maybe can’t get refunded for the stuff they ordered. One guy did it 2x and kept his job. Peak season is super stressful and the days are long but it’s never that deep. I actually really enjoy the work, I’m by myself all day long and can go to bathroom or stop to grab food and eat on my own time all paid. Some days have been rough but I just can’t imagine the headspace of someone who could do something like that

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