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Murderyoga t1_j9hlxkl wrote

Damn, why are my neighbors so lame?

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dreadmouse t1_j9i0hln wrote

Get your own pirate ship. Be the change you want to see in the world.

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cant_u_do_it_for_me t1_j9ptq5t wrote

I live by this ship. Trust me it gets really old and makes it hard to sell your house. Stays up all year covered in Christmas lights with 12' tall nutcrackers, tool boxes all over his roof, the lights pour in my bedroom window, the cannons are hooked up to subwoofers which I can hear in my house, there are speakers outside that play the same 6 songs on a loop for 8 out of 12 months. If you are desperate for attention, don't care about your neighbors or their home value and want to attract meth heads you build one of these in your front yard.

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Eatthisbacalaito t1_j9hgodn wrote

Did you tune in to 89.5 fm?

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max t1_j9hiy47 wrote

it is likely a pirate radio station.

my guess is that it is playing "He's A Pirate" (by Klaus Badelt) on a loop.

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bsurfn2day t1_j9hlje6 wrote

It's more likely it's a public radio station. NPR is on that part of the dial in most of the country.

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max t1_j9hmxkg wrote

pirate radio stations often make use of channels that otherwise have other content being broadcast on them. most such stations cover very small distances, but within those ranges, they become the dominant stations.

as such, you could be listening to NPR while approaching that house, then suddenly be serenaded with an adventurous-sounding theme as you passed by. if a given pirate happened to be feeling particularly naughty, they could research the most-listened-to stations in their area, set up their system to locally dominate the requisite channel, then broadcast either police sirens, loud horns, or selectively chosen clips of hardcore pornography.

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pfatbetty t1_j9i2ih3 wrote

I see they have a strong HOA

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FDI_Blap t1_j9i8rdx wrote

so this is a thing.. it's kinda cool ngl

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typeoneerror t1_ja9e1mp wrote

Yarrrrd*

I'm hoping for some /r/powerwashingporn crossover action. Swab the decks!

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pichael288 t1_j9ifr4g wrote

Pretty sure that's where the midgets from pirates of the Caribbean live, they got paid with the boat I think

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Yowz3rs87 t1_j9hhibd wrote

“Also” as in, your other neighbors have a pirate ship in their front yard or “also” as in this particular neighbor has some other wild stuff in their front yard along with this documented pirate ship?

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Loveisaredrose t1_j9hxpwp wrote

A good neighbor would find his sword and go over to help their neighbors getting boarded by scallywags instead of taking pictures for internet clout but ^(whatever.)

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