backyard looks exactly how i want my backyard to look when i move into a new house

I think you meant suburban.

This fire looks neither urban, redneck, nor campy.

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The yard and house also look slightly more spacious than urban.

Busted. It is indeed a suburban back yard.
And we did clean up the beer cans last fall so it didn't look like the Langmore compound on Ozark.

A true redneck would have a bottle of bourbon, not wine. Still needs work lol

It was still daylight. We don't bring out the brown until after sunset.

Nice stones

I use the same log stacking technique. It is a game changer for fires.

Yes. Rednecks with their red wine and crunch master crackers