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IntoTheMystic1 t1_ja637bu wrote

Ohh, it was gum

Also: Do not dispose of "no pets"? So do dispose of your pets on the turf?

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barbackmtn t1_ja63ajp wrote

I’m asking for a blowjob from my wife on the turf.

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japernicus t1_ja63v2p wrote

I’m smoking and Cumming. That will probably cause spitting. And why can’t coloured people bring drinks?

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rrickitickitavi t1_ja68p2t wrote

I don't know, but i really want to go through that gate.

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MikeRowPhone t1_ja68wqi wrote

“Athetic tape”? More like “pathetic tape”, amirite?

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Geek_King t1_ja6km8w wrote

My admiration for who ever scratched off part of the G in Gum.

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OpinionsALAH t1_ja6kz5u wrote

By listing "colored drinks" is this intended to be a racial thing?

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wildride40 t1_ja7h1xl wrote

Now I wanna know what cum does to turf..

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AE_WILLIAMS t1_ja85e09 wrote

Check out the pagoda at the park.

Pa go Dahhhhh!

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Devlos00 t1_ja878k7 wrote

Replying to IntoTheMystic1 (#2,043,959)

Now I see why we have so many problem and can’t have nice things. Imagine this “confusion” carried out by the majority of people whenever they feel it is convenient. And then lawyers and judges that would argue about the definition or meaning. All while it’s pretty clear that they don’t want you to bring pets that would be able to soil the soil.

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wish1977 t1_ja8easq wrote

I think they meant chewing cum.

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George_H_W_Kush t1_ja8l8y3 wrote

Replying to [deleted] (#2,062,187)

On metra trains in Chicago on the upper deck they have little sticker signs discouraging people from putting their feet up on the ledge or railings that say “PLEASE KEEP FEET ON FLOOR” when I was a teenager it was common to find these scratched away to “PLEASE P EE ON FLOOR”

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Orkleth t1_ja8wahi wrote

I imagine the turf itself should be a deterrent enough to people wanting to fuck on it. It's like sex on the beach, seems like a good idea but it'll mess up your skin and you'll still find bits of rubber weeks later.

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Dexecutioner71 t1_ja91kp6 wrote

I don't think the drinks prefer to be called "colored" these days.

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parks387 t1_ja93n95 wrote

I remember this one night Angel Skinards and I completed the whole list, swear to gods we did.

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Orcacub t1_ja95c5k wrote

50 yard line gettin, crunchy.

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pablomoney t1_ja96yza wrote

The comedic genius that changed gum to read cum should be celebrated.

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amaroq74 t1_ja992i8 wrote

Missed opportunity to change the I to the U in Drinks.

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FlowerComfortable889 t1_jaa8ag4 wrote

It needs the p taken off from play so they can wish everybody a safe lay. If they are practicing safe sex, then the cum should all be contained instead of getting all over the turf

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NotOnPoint t1_jabs1ho wrote

Just when I was about to scatter cum covered fireworks all over the turf I'm cock blocked by a sign... fuck you Castle Rock.

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NaturalTumbleweed142 t1_jac1192 wrote

That's a very specific list...cum is unacceptable but you get the green light for faeces, urine, vomit and blood?

WTF???

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ThreeLegCoyote t1_jach6bn wrote

Oh hey, I'm going to that park tomorrow. Will confirm.

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