Ha reminds me of my old German teacher in highschool. He grew up somewhere in germany close to a mine field apparently and one day he goes to check on his cow and it's not in the field where it was kept usually. Looks for it and see it's in the minefield. Understandably he's freaking out and doesn't want his cow to step on a landmine. Well it didn't, it just kind of wandered out and he was able to lead it away.