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justabill71 t1_je1krq7 wrote

Cowitzer

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edlee98765 t1_je212yy wrote

Their enemies were cowed.

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Minneapolis_W t1_je29629 wrote

Don’t kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he’d eat you and everyone you cared about

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amccune t1_je2w36s wrote

You’d have to be a grade a moron to fall for that one.

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Piper7865 t1_je37wk7 wrote

Do they really expect us to swallow this tripe?

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Spodson t1_je1ou63 wrote

Peace was never an option for Bessy.

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BronchialChunk t1_je1rx0t wrote

Ha reminds me of my old German teacher in highschool. He grew up somewhere in germany close to a mine field apparently and one day he goes to check on his cow and it's not in the field where it was kept usually. Looks for it and see it's in the minefield. Understandably he's freaking out and doesn't want his cow to step on a landmine. Well it didn't, it just kind of wandered out and he was able to lead it away.

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TarkusLV t1_je1uhya wrote

This sequel to Top Secret looks interesting. 🤔

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BCrane t1_je2lpss wrote

My thoughts exactly. My favorite movie as a kid. Need to rewatch it!

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Onetap1 t1_je1xhac wrote

Fetchez la vache.

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wish1977 t1_je1jz18 wrote

You never kowtow to your enemies.

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TheNerdChaplain t1_je1lely wrote

Cows Are The Silent Jury In The Trial Of Mankind

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jordantask t1_je1ya2g wrote

Cow tipping?

I don’t think so!

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antsmasher t1_je286ev wrote

She's capable of udder destruction.

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WhoAmI1138 t1_je1ix0j wrote

Cow fights back against McDonalds, news at 10!

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halcyonjm t1_je1njvn wrote

How silly can you get?

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WolfBST t1_je1pdnq wrote

W-which one is supposed to be the cute one?

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Illustrous_potentate t1_je27i6p wrote

"careful, she's liable to fire that sucker up". From a Gary Larson comic, a dog with a chainsaw.

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CheetahStocks t1_je459eu wrote

I remember playing Call of Duty 1 as a kid not really knowing the history of things since I was like 5. I always wondered about the dead cows littered in the game. Then I realized...

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jordantask t1_je1ysy6 wrote

“Hello my friends it is FPS Russia again…”

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Oneamongthefence24 t1_je20flp wrote

The new Metal Gear game looks cool. Fun fact the Kojima logo is actually a cow so this makes sense.

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SonofTsathoggua t1_je286hy wrote

Pretty sure Duane Schultze talks about this AA unit in Into the Fire /s.

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Anon_Observ t1_je2eh6n wrote

Why is this some FromSoftware looking stunt. The totally unassuming living being is the one completely messing up your day

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small_h_hippy t1_je2h89q wrote

The AA post was deserted since all the soldiers got cowed

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mshan95032 t1_je2hm0j wrote

Moo-tal Gear Solid: Guns of (Louis) Pasteur

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Primary-Pass t1_je2j3ms wrote

Wow can't wait for the new cows with guns song! Gonna be lit.

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BetAggravating9737 t1_je2m9to wrote

Theres a Holocaust reference to be made here, Dachau (da cow)

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donjoncena t1_je2pzwx wrote

She made her enemies cower.

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trucorsair t1_je2rxrj wrote

Now that the elevation is dialed in and the azimuth is set, we take the lanyard and move off in a diagonal direction from the recoil path….

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dulyebr t1_je38lmh wrote

I loved Top Secret!

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TheRoscoeVine t1_je3i4yh wrote

Heifer, Howitzer. Howitzer, heifer….

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basicassusername30 t1_je3iyfs wrote

I don't believe anything anyone says she didn't do nothin'

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Mkay_20 t1_je3ugzj wrote

Where is the cow now?

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howie-stark t1_je3wryk wrote

Looks like meats back on the menu, boys!

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snekbat t1_je42bk3 wrote

Bessie would later go on receive a death sentence at the Nuremberg trials for the indescriminate shelling of multiple eastern european villages. Witnesses of the execution claimed she was delicious. There were no tears shed for Bessie.

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KaranSjett t1_je487ae wrote

Haven't you heard about the new sensation sweeping the nation?

Bitches love cownons..

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Disastrous_Call1705 t1_je4c6rj wrote

Bessie battle cow transformer.....gets hit by recoil and transforms into 700 pounds of mincemeat

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RoyalFalse t1_je5gffh wrote

Proof that Blizzard's cow level was, somewhat, based on history.

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Travillick t1_je6079c wrote

What kind of cannon is that? Quarter pounder?

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