Ha reminds me of my old German teacher in highschool. He grew up somewhere in germany close to a mine field apparently and one day he goes to check on his cow and it's not in the field where it was kept usually. Looks for it and see it's in the minefield. Understandably he's freaking out and doesn't want his cow to step on a landmine. Well it didn't, it just kind of wandered out and he was able to lead it away.

TarkusLV t1_je1uhya wrote on March 28, 2023 at 8:16 PM

#2,426,858

This sequel to Top Secret looks interesting. 🤔

Kairu87 t1_je1v0ev wrote on March 28, 2023 at 8:20 PM

#2,426,938

gif

Onetap1 t1_je1xhac wrote on March 28, 2023 at 8:35 PM

#2,427,333

Fetchez la vache.

TheOakblueAbstract t1_je1xn1n wrote on March 28, 2023 at 8:36 PM

#2,427,371

A well regulated moolitia.

jordantask t1_je1ya2g wrote on March 28, 2023 at 8:40 PM

#2,427,478

Cow tipping?

I don’t think so!

Jhor74 t1_je1yb41 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 8:40 PM

#2,427,485

Cows with guns.

jordantask t1_je1ysy6 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 8:43 PM

#2,427,575

“Hello my friends it is FPS Russia again…”

Oneamongthefence24 t1_je20flp wrote on March 28, 2023 at 8:53 PM

#2,427,864

The new Metal Gear game looks cool. Fun fact the Kojima logo is actually a cow so this makes sense.

edlee98765 t1_je212yy wrote on March 28, 2023 at 8:57 PM

#2,427,946

Replying to justabill71 (#2,425,294)

Their enemies were cowed.

revel911 t1_je21gpa wrote on March 28, 2023 at 8:59 PM

#2,428,009

Replying to Jhor74 (#2,427,485)

Run cow run

Lucky_Baseball176 t1_je21q0t wrote on March 28, 2023 at 9:01 PM

#2,428,057

sure that's not texas?

scorpyo72 t1_je227y5 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 9:04 PM

#2,428,149

Replying to edlee98765 (#2,427,946)

Buncha cowherds, if you ask me

Rhodog1234 t1_je22r44 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 9:08 PM

#2,428,257

Machine gun Ellsie

Illustrous_potentate t1_je27i6p wrote on March 28, 2023 at 9:39 PM

#2,429,104

"careful, she's liable to fire that sucker up". From a Gary Larson comic, a dog with a chainsaw.

Joolio_ t1_je27wd8 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 9:42 PM

#2,429,172

Replying to Razkal719 (#2,425,838)

Moar*

SonofTsathoggua t1_je27wp6 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 9:42 PM

#2,429,174

Replying to TarkusLV (#2,426,858)

You’ve got to be over forty.

antsmasher t1_je286ev wrote on March 28, 2023 at 9:44 PM

#2,429,228

She's capable of udder destruction.

SonofTsathoggua t1_je286hy wrote on March 28, 2023 at 9:44 PM

#2,429,229

Pretty sure Duane Schultze talks about this AA unit in Into the Fire /s.

Minneapolis_W t1_je29629 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 9:50 PM

#2,429,382

Don’t kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he’d eat you and everyone you cared about

memento22mori t1_je2d00j wrote on March 28, 2023 at 10:17 PM

#2,430,027

Replying to scorpyo72 (#2,428,149)

I'd be scared of the explosive moonitions too.

Anon_Observ t1_je2eh6n wrote on March 28, 2023 at 10:27 PM

#2,430,299

Why is this some FromSoftware looking stunt. The totally unassuming living being is the one completely messing up your day

[deleted] t1_je2eo9l wrote on March 28, 2023 at 10:28 PM

#2,430,343

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Chabedieux t1_je2fmqc wrote on March 28, 2023 at 10:35 PM

#2,430,527

Replying to Minneapolis_W (#2,429,382)

This is exactly what I came here for. Bless you, u/Minneapolis_W.

small_h_hippy t1_je2h89q wrote on March 28, 2023 at 10:47 PM

#2,430,805

The AA post was deserted since all the soldiers got cowed

Lucky_Thanks_9936 t1_je2hc2o wrote on March 28, 2023 at 10:48 PM

#2,430,824

wooh! nice..

mshan95032 t1_je2hm0j wrote on March 28, 2023 at 10:50 PM

#2,430,874

Moo-tal Gear Solid: Guns of (Louis) Pasteur

Primary-Pass t1_je2j3ms wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:00 PM

#2,431,154

Wow can't wait for the new cows with guns song! Gonna be lit.

byediddlybyeneighbor t1_je2jej0 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:03 PM

#2,431,210

Replying to memento22mori (#2,430,027)

Steer clear of the whole area.

BCrane t1_je2lpss wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:19 PM

#2,431,636

Replying to TarkusLV (#2,426,858)

My thoughts exactly. My favorite movie as a kid. Need to rewatch it!

BetAggravating9737 t1_je2m9to wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:23 PM

#2,431,747

Theres a Holocaust reference to be made here, Dachau (da cow)

Substantial_Act3036 t1_je2mi8t wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:25 PM

#2,431,786

Now THAT can launch a cow pie.

turtleboxman t1_je2mnwg wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:26 PM

#2,431,820

Replying to byediddlybyeneighbor (#2,431,210)

High cowiber weaponry

More-Escape3704 t1_je2p0c3 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:43 PM

#2,432,326

FUCK YOU COW!

donjoncena t1_je2pzwx wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:51 PM

#2,432,530

She made her enemies cower.

Bigred2989- t1_je2qhl8 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:54 PM

#2,432,630

Replying to Jhor74 (#2,427,485)

Taking over

trucorsair t1_je2rxrj wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:05 AM

#2,432,915

Now that the elevation is dialed in and the azimuth is set, we take the lanyard and move off in a diagonal direction from the recoil path….

ProximaC t1_je2tijy wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:17 AM

#2,433,220

Replying to Jhor74 (#2,427,485)

For the unwashed: https://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI

amccune t1_je2w36s wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:36 AM

#2,433,730

Replying to Minneapolis_W (#2,429,382)

You’d have to be a grade a moron to fall for that one.

CarlJustCarl t1_je2whuc wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:39 AM

#2,433,818

Replying to justabill71 (#2,425,294)

Hi-o!

CarlJustCarl t1_je2wldz wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:39 AM

#2,433,836

German .88

Piper7865 t1_je37wk7 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 2:05 AM

#2,436,182

Replying to Minneapolis_W (#2,429,382)

Do they really expect us to swallow this tripe?

dulyebr t1_je38lmh wrote on March 29, 2023 at 2:11 AM

#2,436,330

I loved Top Secret!

DrunkenFailer t1_je3dmai wrote on March 29, 2023 at 2:50 AM

#2,437,300

BOooooom!

MeIncogNeto t1_je3har0 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:21 AM

#2,438,002

Cowtillery

TheRoscoeVine t1_je3i4yh wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:29 AM

#2,438,125

Heifer, Howitzer. Howitzer, heifer….

Ok-Dark4894 t1_je3i7eb wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:29 AM

#2,438,137

Replying to CarlJustCarl (#2,433,836)

That’s a thing of beauty.

basicassusername30 t1_je3iyfs wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:36 AM

#2,438,285

I don't believe anything anyone says she didn't do nothin'

lisbet0881 t1_je3tdik wrote on March 29, 2023 at 5:21 AM

#2,439,852

Cows with guns

(Look out for the chickens in choppers) ref https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

Mkay_20 t1_je3ugzj wrote on March 29, 2023 at 5:34 AM

#2,440,035

Where is the cow now?

howie-stark t1_je3wryk wrote on March 29, 2023 at 6:01 AM

#2,440,362

Looks like meats back on the menu, boys!

snekbat t1_je42bk3 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 7:15 AM

#2,441,236

Bessie would later go on receive a death sentence at the Nuremberg trials for the indescriminate shelling of multiple eastern european villages. Witnesses of the execution claimed she was delicious. There were no tears shed for Bessie.

CheetahStocks t1_je459eu wrote on March 29, 2023 at 7:57 AM

#2,441,670

I remember playing Call of Duty 1 as a kid not really knowing the history of things since I was like 5. I always wondered about the dead cows littered in the game. Then I realized...