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RingsTheRover OP t1_jdt36bt wrote
Thebennyman t1_jdt3uh4 wrote
Someone’s going to be angry when they grab that roll…
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kennethdpedersen t1_jdt7czg wrote
Perfection
RingsTheRover OP t1_jdt7wkr wrote
Awe man I could have got a bigger one if I didn't order it off amazon lol
Graphitetshirt t1_jdt941q wrote
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Graphitetshirt t1_jdt94mb wrote
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Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdta6pq wrote
Cool but….once you go bidet you will never go back
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Gaymer043 t1_jdtd3w0 wrote
My aunt has one with cats
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RingsTheRover OP t1_jdte657 wrote
We actually also have a bidet lol
BaseMelodicls t1_jdte867 wrote
I have a same poster
do_you_have_a_flag42 t1_jdtgbbs wrote
Anal handkerchief
TXBrownSnake t1_jdth5fc wrote
Jules Verne lookin ass H.P. Lovecraft lookin ass boy. Bioshock lookin ass boy finna get on your shit boy lol jk
TXBrownSnake t1_jdth897 wrote
Bidet + Charmin Ultra Strong + Dude Wipes = God Tier IBS damage control
jpiro t1_jdthhdu wrote
Where did you get it? I must have one.
BaseMelodicls t1_jdtiewi wrote
Send you
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lurkyturkyducken t1_jdtipcg wrote
Please tell me too. It is fantastic!!!!
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Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdtldiu wrote
Why would you use all those products together???
TXBrownSnake t1_jdtlpbx wrote
i don't i was just being stupid
gluon318 t1_jdtlxyv wrote
I have the same picture, except mine is a raccoon
bitesizedperson t1_jdtn0r7 wrote
I have the one with the skeleton. I call him Phillip.
bulboustadpole t1_jdtnnd4 wrote
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA SO FUNNIE HAHAHAH WOW U FUNNIE OP
JonesBBQafm t1_jdtor9p wrote
Dude wipes was overkill, but I guess that you'll still want toilet paper after pressure washing your asshole. Clean but damp isn't really cool.
RingsTheRover OP t1_jdtp3dq wrote
I love that his name is Phillip
FooBarU2 t1_jdtp6bw wrote
wow.. never heard "butt napkins" b4 & i am old..
RingsTheRover OP t1_jdtp7xh wrote
Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdtpmbi wrote
Lol cool I’m guessing your opinion is from experience of using a bidet.
dremily1 t1_jdtpves wrote
FWIW if you google "Your butt napkins my lord” there are at least 30 different animals with similar types of plaques. For myself I chose the otter, and it goes without saying that this is great.
JonesBBQafm t1_jdtpzxn wrote
Yeah, the first time I tried it at a friend's house, I disliked sitting on the sofa with a damp ass lol.
RingsTheRover OP t1_jdtqec0 wrote
Oh my goodness this is amazing. We should have a bathroom with a whole collection of them 😂
dremily1 t1_jdtqkuy wrote
Considering your octopus toilet paper holder which is amazing in and of itself, your bathroom is complete.
Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdtqoff wrote
Then something went wrong…I dislike putting paper with my hand up my ass and smearing shit over my anus lol…but to each their own
RingsTheRover OP t1_jdtqpmt wrote
You right
JonesBBQafm t1_jdtqy3h wrote
Definitely, lol. I only use toilet paper to dry everything up after. And I say the same think to everyone who's unsure about buying a bidet; If you have shit on your hands, do you wash your hands, or do you simply wipe it off with toilet paper?
dremily1 t1_jdtr7bt wrote
I just looked at your title again...
I’m a bit slow sometimes.
RingsTheRover OP t1_jdtr8xa wrote
Haha no worries
dremily1 t1_jdtrgcp wrote
Have a great night, friend.
RingsTheRover OP t1_jdtrhs2 wrote
You as well!
Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdts0oh wrote
I don’t understand the shit on your hands thing…I make no hand contact with my butt…but I’m glad we talked about how we clean our ass….you do you and I will do the same.
JonesBBQafm t1_jdtsfq4 wrote
Lmao, that's to convince them to use a bidet. When you think about it, it's kinda nasty how most people simply wipe their ass with toilet paper. Nobody would dare to simply wipe off shit from any other of their body parts, but they do it with their ass. That's kinda strange and gross.
bulboustadpole t1_jdtsm7u wrote
I'm ok BUT YOU SO FUNNIE HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdtte26 wrote
Bidets go back to 1726 sooooo
Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdtu0vf wrote
finally in 1857, a New Yorker named Joseph Gayetty introduced and first patented toilet paper.
bum_dog_timemachine t1_jdtw0lo wrote
Im happy you're happy
bulboustadpole t1_jdtyyng wrote
>Dude Wipes
Who the fuck is so insecure in their own masculinity that they need MANLY DUDE wipes?
Holy shit haha.
MurphyCaper t1_jdu51u3 wrote
I love it!!!
Greyh4m t1_jdu6m62 wrote
That's Bruce.
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anotherDocObVious t1_jduhu8g wrote
No 3 sea shells?
PM-ME-YOUR-CROTCH t1_jdujgy5 wrote
Regardless of the name, the product is exceptional.
TheAtrocityArchive t1_jdunnj3 wrote
Tentacle love is life.
CGP_Duck t1_jduquwz wrote
I know it as ass floss cartoon visual
hpstrprgmr t1_jdut9p6 wrote
they also have "my lady" instead of "my lord"
Tough-Improvement888 t1_jduycgf wrote
Very good, sir. Shall I pre-warm sir's butt napkins?
Dudephish t1_jduz57b wrote
Your butt's got a kraken it!
doformybo t1_jdv2ufr wrote
I have the same set up! Hahahaha
Alion1080 t1_jdv3uhd wrote
This goes along with the Crustacean Menstruation Station.
WTFisjuice1 t1_jdv6q03 wrote
I chose the skeleton
Chronic2020 t1_jdv8j1x wrote
Shit tickets 🎟, anyone? Come get your shit tickets!
RingsTheRover OP t1_jdv9dre wrote
No way that's awesome lol
dremily1 t1_jdv9e2f wrote
With the 3 otters, I got it for the upstairs BR. :-)
dankdooker t1_jdvohuq wrote
bidets are over rated and just get poo water everywhere.
zebuloncreed t1_jdvshad wrote
Oooo me want!!
bettamomma_zero t1_jdw49qq wrote
Damn it I know this from somewhere... I keep thinking it's from a movie with Wesley Snipes.
Oh this is going to drive me nuts!
BatmanhasClass t1_jdw5jir wrote
My wife just got this but it's a skeleton holding it lol
anotherDocObVious t1_jdw7mw4 wrote
Demolition Man
cherrycokelemon t1_jdwuffw wrote
I love it!
37Schmeckles t1_jdxhjmb wrote
One day, you should hide in the heating duct next to the toilet, then slither a tentacle out to gently brush against the pooers leg
RingsTheRover OP t1_jdxota1 wrote
I suppose I could at least get a toy octopus or something and put it in the vent so the tentacles are sticking out...
RingsTheRover OP t1_jdxpe7i wrote
Haha, thanks for the award kind stranger!!!
CJDownUnder t1_jdyihgz wrote
Well you could paint that metal grill with a metal paint like Hammerite or such.
TheLAriver t1_je062wt wrote
Do you have a mustache tattoo on your finger?
Ah-Schoo t1_je09lla wrote
I prefer 'scrolls.'
oyismyboy t1_jdt354x wrote
LOVE that roll holder! Where did you get it?