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scottmogcrx t1_jc4od0v wrote

Reverse goatse

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smaier69 t1_jc51xzr wrote

Was the first thing that pooped in my head as well.

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gnex30 t1_jc4tcyk wrote

I regret getting this reference.

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Benyed123 t1_jc68sy1 wrote

This is a reference?

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NineMinded t1_jc6olgt wrote

You sweet summer child

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Benyed123 t1_jc6oqt5 wrote

Is it actually referencing something or are they just calling the word “goatse” a reference?

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gnex30 t1_jc7geea wrote

Alas, I am older than the internet. I lived through the dark days of old. A lawless and unfiltered time, a time when the only limitations were your imagination and your 14.4kbps dial up modem. I saw great meme empires grow into dominance and then crumble into dusk like ancient civilizations. In the early days of memes, there were no rules, anything and everything was attempted, and whatever went "viral" (before this term existed) is what later shaped the entire internet. Cats mostly, but other things too. Darker things. Much much darker than cats even.

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Bagline t1_jc4vf4d wrote

I see the internet has ruined us both.

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southpaw85 t1_jc4vzo5 wrote

Try finger but hole.

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hunterdanielss t1_jc4o3fh wrote

Looks like that elden ring monster the giant hand

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WhataburgerLiberal t1_jc52fiv wrote

/r/mildlypenis

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whytheaubergine t1_jc69xl6 wrote

Glad it wasn’t just me either…you can bet someone like me came along when they left the beach and made those into something more phallic

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Just-a-Poet t1_jc4pk23 wrote

four fingers coming out of a but-hole?

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Zeniphyre t1_jc5l92b wrote

Buddy imma need you to go back to kindergarten for that one.

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Tekunjo t1_jc56tts wrote

I don’t even know why I checked the comments. I knew what I would see

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CornWallacedaGeneral t1_jc4vs6l wrote

Ace Ventura:Pet Detective

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angusbethune t1_jc5g7r7 wrote

I’m glad there was at least two of us… first thought that came to mind

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TPf0rMyBungh0le t1_jc5l9yr wrote

Probably the best scene in comedy movie history. Especially the asshole fingering that preceded the birthing.

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skabobbin OP t1_jc5t53z wrote

So apparently the consensus is that these are butthole fingers. Or weiners coming out of a butthole

Guess I should mind the framing next time

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rabed t1_jc4x2yq wrote

When you wanna try anal but she said start slow.

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DeluxeMixedNutz t1_jc4y1vy wrote

Pádraic: Have I gone fecking mental? No I haven't gone fecking mental. Not only have I not gone fecking mental, but I have got ten fingers to prove I'm not fecking mental. How many fingers have you got to prove you're not fecking mental?

Colm: Nine fingers.

Pádraic: Nine fingers is the epitome of mental.

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The84thWolf t1_jc61dyi wrote

Somewhere, an Elden Ring player is having an anxiety attack

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lostalaska t1_jc4y4rg wrote

Elden Ring flashbacks...(⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

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ZilorZilhaust t1_jc5bcr3 wrote

I briefly thought this was some sort of Dickthulu emerging from some abyssal hell anus.

I was impressed.

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murdermouf t1_jc544qx wrote

Penis fingers

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skabobbin OP t1_jc54ll8 wrote

If your penis looks like any of these, I feel very sorry for any woman who has slept with you :(

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murdermouf t1_jc55ict wrote

Thanks for that but I am a woman and love all kinds of penises

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assumprata t1_jc5b8cs wrote

And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's up to you to decide who's telling the truth.

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[deleted] t1_jc5iybm wrote

Ahh the sandy butthole spider

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Ultivia t1_jc5lnbp wrote

Try finger..

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CheetahStocks t1_jc5lsq3 wrote

Honestly just make it into a “HUMAN Spider”

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GoatTacos t1_jc5v7j2 wrote

It’s the finger monster from Elden Ring

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xseannnn t1_jc5x9r9 wrote

ELDEN RING FINGERS.

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redeye478 t1_jc674pe wrote

thanks, I hate it :-)

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Roadie_Hog_ t1_jc67o9n wrote

What her poop see while warming her up..

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cutelyaware t1_jc58h5e wrote

Try tarantula legs next time

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EmotionSix t1_jc5ambr wrote

How do you sculpt sand like that?

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symmiR t1_jc5dfxe wrote

Shouldn’t the fingers be going into the butthole?

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lefthandrighty t1_jc5g0h9 wrote

Ooo, it reminds me of the movie The Grudge but with butthole

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Droid-Man5910 t1_jc5gr81 wrote

Trying to escape mother nature's asshole

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Tmassey1980 t1_jc5mdec wrote

I see 5 penises and a butthole

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PhluXx1 t1_jc5mhqw wrote

Very cool what an artist.

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AssholeThrowaway_ t1_jc5o0xe wrote

Ahhhhhhhhh, so this is what my doctor meant when they said I should start looking inwards for the answers. I’m a muppet!

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TheFabulousBardu t1_jc5voba wrote

You know that episode of Jodie Whitaker's Dr Who with the detachable fingers. It's giving me that.

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Soias18 t1_jc5y45h wrote

Seems like some spider about to snap

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4RCH43ON t1_jc5y70y wrote

Walk without rhythm and you won’t attract the worm.

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Vorcel t1_jc5ylr8 wrote

Looks fantastic!

I also really don't like this!

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parm_sidhu t1_jc5z3lb wrote

Some kid on the beach will def love this. Totally will make their day

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buchanj1 t1_jc62zd1 wrote

Simply called penises

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somebodyelse22 t1_jc6481i wrote

Am I the only one who just flexed their hand, to see if they could get their thumb to 180° opposite their pinky?

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you_got_me_fucked_up t1_jc675ae wrote

Everyone is talking buttholes but I see the end of The Cabin in the Woods

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Flutterwasp t1_jc6ahsj wrote

I totally see what you were going for, but the execution needs work. The spacing between the fingers is off. It doesn't look like a hand emerging from a hole so much as severed fingers

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AbsenteeFatherTime t1_jc6b4x4 wrote

The beginning of the scene from Ace Ventura escaping the rhino.

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neorapsta t1_jc6bzz2 wrote

Reverse goatse, a bold statement

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OoklaDMok t1_jc6ecyv wrote

Ignoring the obvious that everyone else is commenting on, the fingers themselves look pretty good. The placement is bad though. Pinky and thumb going in opposite directions is pretty much impossible. The thumb wouldn't even really be there, maybe just the tip. The pinky should only show to the first knuckle. All the fingers should be much closer together really. I mean it would still look like fingers coming out of a butthole but it would be more realistic. :)

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Shendow t1_jc6jw7b wrote

GOATSE : The Other Side

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brettyrocks t1_jc6kedu wrote

I really thought this was a post on r/mildlypenis at first.

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Damien_Roshak t1_jc6l48g wrote

Cleary a facehugger. Pardon. Asshugger. Never made it into the Alien Franchise in bigger scales.

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muze222 t1_jc6uhpi wrote

Finger in the hole

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Illusive_Man t1_jc6umwu wrote

Lol my spelunker friend has this tattooed on his asshole

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smokeatr99 t1_jc6y1ad wrote

I bet you have a natural gift for buildinghand castles

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Mattmandu2 t1_jc764eh wrote

Better not see this on click bait later today: “you’ll never guess where we found giant fingers!”

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dwt77 t1_jc7bdti wrote

What in the Banshees of Inisherin?!

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KornCrush t1_jc83cai wrote

Those are weird looking penie (plural of penis in case any uneducated person tried to call me out).

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SlimeCloudBeta t1_jc89ch7 wrote

Amazing fingers…confused about the hole.

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