I always wanted to be the first kid to that house.

In my neighborhood, that bowl is gone within an hour, including the physical bowl itself.

Lazy people

Sounds like 4 different cities in Michigan

Sciatica. After greeting the first guests,in the rain I knew I would be in agony. I love Halloween and this is the first time in 60 years I've been hobbled. The first 2 guests were accompanied by 4 adults. Grandpa 10 steps behind dressed as a soldier. Beautiful. Im not lazy. Fu

Santa is watching

Haha. Still here with candy

Ah, you coulda quit before the fu.

I was feeling really bad until I read that part.

Smart! I hope the kids understand that life is much easier is there is a social contract that's respected by all/most