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TheOakblueAbstract t1_iufwqly wrote

History called them brothers.

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Deracination t1_iug8bj0 wrote

They've written almost 600 platonic letters of love to each other, truly an incredible friendship!

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LordByrum t1_iug62xf wrote

I gotta be honest, I took an edible and spent a good minute trying to figure out which one was the woman who posted this. I’m a dumb mostly straight person lol.

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RoomServicer t1_iugjdd7 wrote

I'm only as drunk as I usually am and I did the same thing. I felt so stupid when I realized they were both women. Such a clever and fun costume.

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Ape2Nine t1_iuhnp6f wrote

Thanks internet stranger! You both, stated my experience and made me laugh!

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scaptal t1_iuim47s wrote

I'm sober and bisexual and still took 2 seconds before I realized I'm an idiot, hopefully society will become less of an idiotic straight focussed bunch soon haha

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AardvarkAndy t1_iuflqgz wrote

Now you just need to get some shrooms.

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bingwhip t1_iugg4b2 wrote

And you'll really be ready to lay some pipe!

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Lee_does_stuff t1_iufxrwu wrote

Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side Come on it’s time to go! Do the mario!

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Dyslexic_Dog25 t1_iug38j9 wrote

*facepalm* sooooo i looked at this, my brain went "wait... thats two guys... wheres the wife?" i am not a smart man.

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Revenge_of_the_Khaki t1_iugkiu1 wrote

I dressed up as Mario for an event at my gf's work where the employees brought their families to trick or treat around the office of maybe 3k employees. I realized before I left that Mario drives a red Kart and is from a Japanese video game developer. Well I drive a flashy red Japanese sports car with a baller sound system so I figured I'd lean into it. I put on the Super Mario Bros theme song and blasted it as I pulled up and all the kids went NUTS. I was honestly surprised how many kids wanted a picture with Mario compared to costumes that I thought were way better, but it was cool putting on my best Italian accent and telling kids to "stay in-a school or you'll become a plumber like-a me!" (no disrespect to all you plumbers out there).

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matt2012bl t1_iug0y27 wrote

Incest is the best?

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evgam OP t1_iug1gfk wrote

I read the other day that Mario & Luigi are twins, so technically twincest is best.

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Sinelas t1_iuha8ml wrote

A Mario brother always pay his debts.

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Beavshak t1_iufpd88 wrote

You guys should do all outside housework in those outfits going forward.

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cgerrells t1_iuih9p1 wrote

Laid more pipe than Wabasha plumbing

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GonzoinKS t1_iuin775 wrote

Is it incest if you can pass as brothers?

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parmurph t1_iuj34qz wrote

Ok so I was very slow on the uptake. My bad.

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Atticus_Murphy t1_iujam9q wrote

Now this is what I call Super Smash Bros.

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BagofEndlessHugs t1_iufv0bg wrote

Some kids going to be confused as to why the mario brothers are so friendly. Lol. Love the costumes. Hope you two had fun.

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awol222 t1_iugf2a7 wrote

You guys look great

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danthefanofjackyman t1_iugpkhw wrote

No offense but Mario and Luigi aren’t the best choice to go out as a couple

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misterturdcat t1_iugsy4v wrote

It’s about a brother and a brother that….

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Teab8g t1_iuhpr34 wrote

Went where.. Snorkeling, Hunting, Rock Climbing?

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mattchamp98 t1_iuhv9ul wrote

This is disgusting, i knew it would come to this I cant believe society would allow this abomination. Incest is wrong people

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taint_of_love t1_iui08rf wrote

When you got in the car to go out did you say 'Here we go" before driving off?

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EasyBOven t1_iufu1bi wrote

One real moustache and one fake?

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ssgodss t1_iug9oht wrote

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muffhugginmuffhugger t1_iufmbpv wrote

who is which?

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muffhugginmuffhugger t1_iufme42 wrote

nice 5 oclock shadow on both

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OfCourseIKnowHim t1_iufopug wrote

Guys can be married.

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